help me white people

[6M69I69B9]

sometimes, ill unironically daydream about me being a hick living in colorado, mississippi, wyoming or where ever white people truly breed a lot

and live on a farm with a really chill as hell father who's an enthusiast over the civil war and recreations of the war and etc..

and travel a lot in the woods to shoot a lot of animals
make umm deer jerky
and know how to fish, umm survive in woods

and had a beard

man instead im just a filipino from the city
all we get are articifial lighting, umm tall buildings, and a lot of concrete, and a lot of consumerism

dang

i want to live the hick life where do i start

also i would love to have my alias like

"john t. foreman"

dang cool

[silvertone]

goto landwatch and buy an acre in texas for 1k

[6M69I69B9]

goto landwatch and buy an acre in texas for 1k

i don't like hot places
texas is too hot

i want a place chill

like umm

hmmm

what about idahi

also crossing out colorado ehh

hmmm

hmmm

[??????]

sometimes I daydream of sucking off white boys in snapbacks and basketball shorts

[silvertone]

goto landwatch and buy an acre in texas for 1k

i don't like hot places
texas is too hot

i want a place chill

like umm

hmmm

what about idahi

also crossing out colorado ehh

hmmm

hmmm

idk if you ' re joking rn or not

[Samus Aran]

just move where i used to live in northern minnesota. nobody there does anything but fish, hunt (especially deer), and complain about obama and the gays

you'd be like...one of six filipino people living there

by the way, when i used to live out in the country, like not even in my old small town but actually completely in the middle of nowhere, we'd make jerky out of everything. and deer jerky is good, but try turkey jerky man.

we also ate a ton of venison in general and even ate the hearts, which are delicious, but i never liked the venison liver

[6M69I69B9]

goto landwatch and buy an acre in texas for 1k

i don't like hot places
texas is too hot

i want a place chill

like umm

hmmm

what about idahi

also crossing out colorado ehh

hmmm

hmmm

idk if you ' re joking rn or not

im not

also oops mean
chill place*
idaho*

sometimes i literally post everything im thinking, involving "hmmms"

i have a tendency to post like im thinking or would talk like irl

i mean i don't hmmm much in person, but i do in my head for some reason lol idk

just move where i used to live in northern minnesota. nobody there does anything but fish, hunt (especially deer), and complain about obama and the gays

you'd be like...one of six filipino people living there

by the way, when i used to live out in the country, like not even in my old small town but actually completely in the middle of nowhere, we'd make jerky out of everything. and deer jerky is good, but try turkey jerky man.

we also ate a ton of venison in general and even ate the hearts, which are delicious, but i never liked the venison liver

omg jerky out of...everything???  man...im jealous.  why would you ever move away from that scene?  seems so cool.  i've always been surrounded by suburban and half the time, yuppies, a lot of liberal scenes, so i never really get this insight of living in the country and etc..  actually, i never got the gist of american stereotypes until i was in high school, i mean pfft i was surrounded by a lot of filipinos as well, who only knew filipino pop and us pop culture.  lol i remember making a thread asking what a trailer park is like lmao

ive also never tried venison before

tfw white privilege goes even FURTHER

sometimes I daydream of sucking off white boys in snapbacks and basketball shorts

ew

i daydream about sucking off hairy white middle aged hicks well into their mid 30s-50s while hunting some deer naked, and they have marvelous beards
and have hairy legs

[[hedy]Zidone]

go join shopdogsam on the east coast of arkansas
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d45AxDhawI4[/youtube]

[Snowy]

sometimes I daydream of sucking off white boys in snapbacks and basketball shorts

don't you do that already?

[ME##]

Go to Rapid City.  You could be the town rent boy

[Daddy]

say you are transracial

[snoorkel]

get acquainted with the music of the people
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV9aQnFK5Cs[/youtube]

[YPrrrr]

This is the weirdest "the grass is always greener" ever lol

[6M69I69B9]

hey

so i want to dedicate a day to living like how it is in the country but without the country

what do i do to achieve this

i have a cowboy hat my father used to wear in the past

i can wear that for the countryboy simulation day

[silvertone]

get some boots, a big belt buckle, bolo tie and carry a steel rake wherever u go.