year 4017232961609 - true freedom of woman

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"my god look @ my face im so fat omg" cindy tells her friend, laura, while they’re eating mcdonalds takeout in laura’s living room.

after cindy is finished chewing, she plucks her cheeks to exaggerate the plumpness of them

"see?"  cindy asks while she has a hold on her cheeks

"lmao yea ur really fat.  umm u shud check your calorie in-take"  laura suggests

"what’s that"

"it’s something that likes makes you fat i heard in health & sex ed….and you need like 2,000 a day.  i got that from msnbc.  it’s legit."  laura answers

"oh okay well ummm i am going to think that ea. mcdouble is like 100 calories.  ive eaten 5 so far and that is 500 calories.  i think ill eat two more b/c lol what’s 200 calories more when i need like 1300 more for today after them?  they taste so good"  cindy says

"i’d do the same tbh" laura adds

laura texts a friend while cindy eats.  the only thing that’s on are commercials on student loans.

laura eventually stops texting and looks at cindy for a second.

"cindy…ur face…it’s moving"

"ofc it’s moving.  im eating…dumbass."

"no i mean like ur forehead is moving…and the bags under ur eyes…wtf"

"let me check in the mirror wtf"

cindy stops eating and she goes to the bathroom mirror to see this for herself. she observes a few bulging spots on her face while being still.  they are about half an inch in width and length and they bulge out a few centimeters

"wtf ur right laura…oww…they’re hurting…a lot."

laura goes to the bathroom mirror to see this take place, and they both observe even more.

"THEY’RE HURTING.  IT STINGS.  I’M BLEEDING."  cindy exclaims in agony

"it’s like some things are…coming out of ur face…  reminds me of those viral vids of botflys coming out of people’s backs you know?"

"no…don’t even mention that..i think it’s the new moisturizer i bought and it had some sort of chemical that im allergic to or smth.  besides the pain has just started unlike those ppl with botflies" cindy says as she makes brief consistent taps on the bleeding bulges with alcohol pads

"the alcohol is burning fuck"

the bulges are becoming bigger

laura and cindy then hear a series of cries…

"cindy ur face is crying i think."

cindy looks at her face in the mirror as she’s bewildered by these cries.  the bulges start popping

"AHH IT HURTS"

blood is spread from the popping bulges; on to the mirror and the sink.  laura covers her face with her hands hoping that her fluids won’t reach her in fear of contracting something similar to what cindy has been experiencing.

"what the fuck is going on my face is ruined"  cindy cries.

cindy starts unrolling paper towel rolls, dabbing them with alcohol and applying them on to her face very

"it’s getting worse it’s getting worse what’s going on???!!!"

the cries get worse and there seems to be something peering from these bulges.

"laura…whats comign out of my face or am i just hallucinating???"

laura and cindy are in shock and see tiny bat-like specimen come out of cindy’s face.

"they look like fucking demons what the fuck what are these things?"  cindy exclaims

the first of the bat-like figures flew out of its sac, drenched in blood and puss.  it says, “hello i am a bat as you may know.  you have endangered our family and friends.  you’ve taken over our forests.  our caves.  and the night.  our awareness is your death.  now we will take you and what you stand for.”

"wtf…" laura and cindy think to themselves as they look at this creature drenched in cindy’s fluids

more bat-like creatures come out of the bulges of cindy’s face.  hundreds come out.  all of them come together to form a three headed demon

blood curling screams come out of the house and a shitload of bats screech.

the demon kills cindy and laura.

the demon lays its victims on the living room floor.  it takes off cindy’s clothes and wears them

"I AM WOMAN.  HEAR ME ROAR."  it roars

It roars more.

and a shitload of power outages take place with in a 1,000 mile radius

"technology is the devil."  it mumbles to itself.

the end.

[snoorkel]

whoaaa!!

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

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