scary tech stories

[ME##]

so a couple hours ago my cat knocked over my water on my desk, a good portion of which ended up on my tv


after panicking forever because my tv was in an endless loop of going through its menus, i decided to open her up and found i could easily disconnect the buttons and now she is working [sans buttons].

[Daddy]

It was a hot day in late august 2013.  I was rushing to get to work when I fumbled my tablet and it went plummeting towards the ground.

Oh no!!! This cannot be.  I quickly ninja'd and caught it less than 3 inches from impact. I felt a rush of relief and my grip loosened on the device.

It fell the remaining 3 inches from my hand to the floor.



#rekt

[PLEASEHELP1991]

I was playing animal crossing wild world and was a member of an animal crossing fan community
Someone on there invited me to their town and my naive fourteen year old self agreed
Turns out they were gay furries and were having sex and playing animal crossing at the same time

[Daddy]

I was playing animal crossing wild world and was a member of an animal crossing fan community
Someone on there invited me to their town and my naive fourteen year old self agreed
Turns out they were gay furries and were having sex and playing animal crossing at the same time

how do you know sex

[PLEASEHELP1991]

I was playing animal crossing wild world and was a member of an animal crossing fan community
Someone on there invited me to their town and my naive fourteen year old self agreed
Turns out they were gay furries and were having sex and playing animal crossing at the same time

how do you know sex

they were mentioning giving each other enemas in the conversations they had

[ncba93ivyase]

i once posted on nsider

[Thyme]

i got locked out of my pc by ransomware once, it was p. spoopy

i had to look up how to remove it on my ipod touch lol

[strongbad]

a while ago there was a beep that would go off about once an hour in my apartment
no idea what it was but it was kind of creepy

over the next few days it got louder and more frequent
finally, after a failed attempt to sleep due to the beep, i noticed that it was coming from my smoke alarm

so i took that shit off the wall and went to sleep

[ME##]

a while ago there was a beep that would go off about once an hour in my apartment
no idea what it was but it was kind of creepy

over the next few days it got louder and more frequent
finally, after a failed attempt to sleep due to the beep, i noticed that it was coming from my smoke alarm

so i took that shit off the wall and went to sleep

you gotta replace those batteries when the time changes boy

[snoorkel]

My desktop is so full of dust that it howls (p scary)

It was a hot day in late august 2013.  I was rushing to get to work when I fumbled my tablet and it went plummeting towards the ground.

Oh no!!! This cannot be.  I quickly ninja'd and caught it less than 3 inches from impact. I felt a rush of relief and my grip loosened on the device.

It fell the remaining 3 inches from my hand to the floor.



#rekt

is that a Transformer TF700 w/ dock

[ncba93ivyase]

Why are the 1 and 6 in circles

[silvertone]

those are the transform buttons

[snoorkel]

those are the transform buttons

[Daddy]

My desktop is so full of dust that it howls (p scary)

It was a hot day in late august 2013.  I was rushing to get to work when I fumbled my tablet and it went plummeting towards the ground.

Oh no!!! This cannot be.  I quickly ninja'd and caught it less than 3 inches from impact. I felt a rush of relief and my grip loosened on the device.

It fell the remaining 3 inches from my hand to the floor.



#rekt

is that a Transformer TF700 w/ dock

TF701t (almost the same but with some beefed up specs) but yeah



also new scary story

my 2tb harddrive is fucked lol

Music is all saved in a backup tho

[ikanaide]

I spilled cranberry juice into my laptop
after broken for 3 days, it worked again with no problem