suburbs

[snoorkel]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVMgA7B381A[/youtube]

this is going to get stuck in my head. i couldn’t stop laughing as the song  reminded me a lot of my hometown. from the very beginning the video brings together many aspects of suburban life. From the nostalgic ice cream truck music to the teen house party, this hits the nail on the head

itt if you are from The Burbs

[chainsaw unicorn]

Fuck the burbs. Fuck the burbs with a massive dildo

Citybro here

[silvertone]

cities are good places to store people who fuckin suck.

[ME##]

what is a city

[Commander Fuckass]

what is a city

a dark mythological place where people should never go

[Socks]

I fucking hate the city. But it has these pernicious little butterflies, sometimes moths actually. I would kill for a house in the woods with only a gravel road leading to it. Fuck cars driving right outside of my front door. If I wasn't in the city, I could shoot at them, or perform all kinds of devious things. But with more privacy, and peace of mind. The true way to get freaky. It is fact, cities are the big swirl inside the sink bowl when the water collects and pours down the drain. Center alright, of what, it depends on dough and which fly is higher amid the scat.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

i grew up in a trailer park

[??????]

surburbia makes me want to kill myself
it's so fucking boring
it's flat, nothing happens

[snoorkel]

it's really safe tho

[??????]

i don't like safety
that's why i don't wash my hands
i live on the edge

[Pancake Paraphernalia]

I like the city for its public transportation (buses, subways, light rails). I hate cars, though. I wish L.A. people was less car-dependent. But suburbs are awful, because every house has some hideously big yard and like three cars.

unless it's south central
where all the cars are probably stolen anyway

[snoorkel]

hi DecemBEr   

[Commander Fuckass]

i don't like safety
that's why i don't wash my hands
i live on the edge

[Pancake Paraphernalia]

hi DecemBEr   

hi

[chainsaw unicorn]

Honestly the suburbs remind me of that George Lopez episode where George and his hot wife go to check out a small town in Colorado for its safety and family-friendly atmosphere, only to find out that the people form cliques, and the teenagers have nothing to do except hook up and do drugs.

Yes in the city I have to watch my back when I go out at night. But at least in the city, I have a reason to go out at night