post spam e-mail or junk mail you get

[??????]

i lol at "ancient" baths and "5 experiences of bath"

>laughing at the dead sea experience bath
why do you do this to me

[NOA_Haunted]

Chad?! WTF! This is getting ANOOYING! What is your new # and where did you move?!!! We need to talk about YOUR bastard CHILD that im carrying! you FUCKER! I cant beleve you left me liek this! I HATE YOU!

[spoiler]Bitches.  [/spoiler]

[Shoj]

from:    [email protected]
to:   
date:    Thu, Jun 6, 2013 at 4:13 PM
subject:    Add an extra power to your masculinity

http://a-a-enterprises.in/France.html Can you have all night long delight?

Is it as good as afternoon delight, though?

[Daddy]

I've personally gotten some hilarious ones.

also here is one from the spam vault from work

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Fire fighting air plane dropping on Clarksburg, WV
not water, but a product lovingly produced by:
One million Mamas-including mountain grown Weavers;
911 survivors their kith and kin; 100 k real soldiers...
Including Petreaus.
COMMODITY IS BROWN.  AND IT STINKS...
Cross-hairs: Clarksburg cowardly dogs!
Reported 38 k ignobly timid sojers. Read 50 k, @ $72 k per annum
Presented budget: $8B Read $15B;
For real soldiers, $15B = lots of body armor, helmets, and (JP-8). 
Plus 2 snitches [lied way out of jail] per coward read 150k total.
Comprising five divisions of  home-land sojers...
In all history you won't find a Prince who'd
put his Principality in such jeopardy,
as has Prince Rothschild.
Home-land sojers didn't exist in early 20th century.
These Rothschild agents provocateur fabricate a crime then solve it...
Shoot an occasional mama, little boy,  his dog, split an old man's head-
Incinerate a church congregation. [Waco-90 plus] 
Gaily observe three thousand jump to their death...[9/11/'01]

wat

[snoorkel]

lately it has been these

Subject: Case# 5352929: Edmond Mcintyre

June 13, 2013

RE: Case# 5352929: Edmond Mcintyre

Dear Company:

As you are aware, the Better Business Bureau contacted you regarding the above-named complainant, seeking a response to this complaint. Your position is available online.

The following URL (website address) below will take you directly to this complaint and you will be able to view the response directly on our website:

http://complaint.app.bbb.org/complaint/view/5352929/b/217086195f

The complainant has been notified of your response.

The BBB believes that your response adequately addresses the disputed issues and/or has exhibited a good faith effort to resolve the complaint. The complaint will close as "Administratively Judged Resolved" and our records will be updated.

If you fail to honor your agreement or if the consumer has information that disputes the accuracy of your firm's response, we will notify your office with substantiation to support the consumer's position and the case will be re-opened. Cases will not be re-opened without documentation or good cause.

The BBB appreciates this opportunity to serve you. Dispute Resolution Department.

before that i was getting several emails exactly like this every day

Subject: Hi!

Hello

those were odd because I couldn't figure out what they were trying to do. probe for legitimate mail servers??

[ME##]

Economy Proof Your Car

[snoorkel]

Breaking News From FoxNews - 6/18/13

Journalist: U.S. scientists have found a remedy for the treatment of obesity

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[silvertone]

On the other hand, this trends neck current day charcoal red also shiny metal house equipment may appear a
smaller freeze. A century beyond washing laundry costumes consumed a full working day to â€" knowing the currently being should you have had the lowest spouse!

Simply choose end up with the number some routine novelties due
to honeymoon travel.

[Totla]

This solid deal is creating a performance that will achieve
highest price flying high. The stock values would grow
lightning speed, with tons of prs ready to be posted with
the firm, these costs are a steal that can certainly not
wait forever! We're submitting an hot buy alert on HA_I R on
June 17th. Attention we can predict values over the triple
very soon. The opportunity the following insane then when
the marketplace growth up to speed about what the company
has the offer, big time of dollars probably be multiplying
lot higher. Al is confidently directing to some aggressive
trading from the accumulation, that are sustained by good
management which is now accumulating with each serious
activity with the firm. HA_I R published the position of A.
V. Valdes to go up specialist group and prepare doctors for
the Biostem Method of regrowth method. He to apply his
location to the national training for future Biostem US
partners. We predict there is still more to become to unveil
that will confidently get share value pushing towards new
heights. We alert that you add $12`000 of shares on Jun 17!

[Totla]

Dear Player,

We have collected convincing evidence that you have tried to trade your RuneScape account or sell your virtual items outside of the RuneScape game environment.

Such real-world trading has a major negative impact on the economy of RuneScape and is in violation with our policies. Therefore any player that continues to engage in the illegal activity has no place in our community.

All of your accounts are now on our watch-list and will be automatically monitored for real-world trading. Regardless of who you are or how long you've been with us, if you continue to real-world trade we will have no hesitation in: (1) permanently banning your RuneScape account, and (2) naming you as a defendant in Jagex Limited vs you, which is a lawsuit based on antitrust law violations that is currently pending in the U.S. District Court for the Central District of California (Civ. Action No. SANC-V13-00342-CGH).

If you decide to ignore this email and instead continue Real-World Trading, we (Jagex Ltd) reserve our rights to pursue statutory damages against you for between $200 to $2,500 per act of past, present, and/or future real-world trading in accordance with 19 U.S.C. 1307(c)(3).

In addition, we have temporarily changed your RuneScape account's status.

Please fill in the following security form to monitor your account's status or to appeal the infractions which you have received:


Please note: Due to recent technical problems with our automated detection systems, some accounts have been unfairly punished. Most of the void infractions should have been removed. Please visit the appeal section to appeal any unjustified infractions received due to system errors.

Sincerely,
Mod Mark.

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for the record the law they reference actually prohibits the import of goods that were produced by foreign convicts or forced/indentured labor
which is funny because it also says that if america doesn't make enough of that thing that its ok to import it even if forced labor was used

[Daddy]

I think Gri has completed the upgrades and has imparted his consciousness into spambots



I can't post it but here is a link of the text http://pastebin.com/cVXUm6D0