Boyah story change the word time

[Daddy]

Rules:
-YOU CAN'T CHANGE THE FUCKING ENTIRE THING TO 'PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS' @_@
-A word must be the same type of word when changing a word (i.e. a verb replaces a verb, noun replaces noun, and so on. You can't replace "kills" with "penis" or "penised")
-one word at a time unless it's a contraction.
-if there is a contraction you can expand it and just change one word of the contraction


STORY TO CHANGE ONE WORD AT TIME:


There once was a magical ocean where all the Doodthings loved to play. One day a terrible storm began brewing in the atmosphere above the ocean and evil raindrops fell. To make things worse, lightening bolts of pure chaos came crashing down.  All of the doodthings felt hopeless until their leader DOODTHING arose and fought off the evil thunderbolts.

Looking at the carnage of his fellow doodthings, DOODTHING, brought forth lands where his brethren laid. Thus is the tale of the earth's creation.

[??????]

1 word restriction is lame.
make it 3 words

[Daddy]

i want a lot of posts

[Hippopo]

There once was a magical penis where all the Doodthings loved to play. One day a terrible storm began brewing in the atmosphere above the ocean and evil raindrops fell. To make things worse, lightening bolts of pure chaos came crashing down.  All of the doodthings felt hopeless until their leader DOODTHING arose and fought off the evil thunderbolts.

Looking at the carnage of his fellow doodthings, DOODTHING, brought forth lands where his brethren laid. Thus is the tale of the earth's creation.

[Daddy]

There once was a throbbing penis where all the Doodthings loved to play. One day a terrible storm began brewing in the atmosphere above the ocean and evil raindrops fell. To make things worse, lightening bolts of pure chaos came crashing down.  All of the doodthings felt hopeless until their leader DOODTHING arose and fought off the evil thunderbolts.

Looking at the carnage of his fellow doodthings, DOODTHING, brought forth lands where his brethren laid. Thus is the tale of the earth's creation.

[??????]

There once was a throbbing penis where all the Felts loved to play. One day a terrible storm began brewing in the atmosphere above the ocean and evil raindrops fell. To make things worse, lightening bolts of pure chaos came crashing down.  All of the Felts felt hopeless until their leader Felt arose and fought off the evil thunderbolts.

Looking at the carnage of his fellow Felts, Felt, brought forth lands where his brethren laid. Thus is the tale of the earth's creation.

[Daddy]

There once was a throbbing penis where all the Felts loved to play. One day a terrible storm began brewing in the atmosphere above the penis and evil raindrops fell. To make things worse, lightening bolts of pure chaos came crashing down.  All of the Felts felt hopeless until their leader Felt arose and fought off the evil thunderbolts.

Looking at the carnage of his fellow Felts, Felt, brought forth lands where his brethren laid. Thus is the tale of the earth's creation.

[Snowy]

There once was a throbbing penis where all the Felts loved to play. One day a terrible storm began brewing in the atmosphere above the penis and evil raindrops fell. To make things worse, lightening bolts of pure chaos came crashing down.  All of the Felts felt hopeless until their leader Felt arose and fought off the evil thunderbolts.

Looking at the carnage of his fellow Felts, Felt, brought forth lands where his penis laid. Thus is the tale of the earth's creation.

[Daddy]

There once was a throbbing penis where all the Felts loved to play. One day a terrible storm began brewing in the atmosphere above the penis and evil STIs fell. To make things worse, lightening bolts of pure chaos came crashing down.  All of the Felts felt hopeless until their leader Felt arose and fought off the evil thunderbolts.

Looking at the carnage of his fellow Felts, Felt, brought forth lands where his penis laid. Thus is the tale of the earth's creation.

[PLEASEHELP1991]

There once was a throbbing penis where all the Felts loved to play. One day a terrible storm began brewing in the atmosphere above the penis and evil STIs fell. To make things worse, lightening bolts of pure chaos came crashing down.  All of the Felts felt hopeless until their leader Felt arose and fought off the evil thunderbolts.

Looking at the carnage of his fellow Felts, Felt, brought forth lands where his penis laid. Thus is the tale of the earth's cremation.

[Andria]

There once was a throbbing penis where all the Felts loved to play. One day a terrible storm began brewing in the atmosphere above the penis and evil STIs fell. To make things worse, lightening bolts of pure penis came crashing down.  All of the Felts felt hopeless until their leader Felt arose and fought off the evil thunderbolts.

Looking at the carnage of his fellow Felts, Felt, brought forth lands where his penis laid. Thus is the tale of the earth's cremation.

[Hippopo]

There once was a throbbing penis where all the Felts loved to play. One day a terrible penis began brewing in the atmosphere above the penis and evil STIs fell. To make things worse, lightening bolts of pure penis came crashing down.  All of the Felts felt hopeless until their leader Felt arose and fought off the evil thunderbolts.

Looking at the carnage of his fellow Felts, Felt, brought forth lands where his penis laid. Thus is the tale of the earth's cremation.

[6M69I69B9]

There once was a throbbing pacifier where all the Felts loved to play. One day a terrible Haunter began brewing in the atmosphere above the penis and evil STIs fell. To make things cute, lightening bolts of pure penis came crashing down.  All of the Felts felt hopeless until their leader Felt arose and fought off the evil thunderbolts.

Looking at the carnage of his fellow Felts, Felt, brought forth lands where his penis laid. Thus is the tale of the Earth's cremation.

[Wrench]

There once was a throbbing pacifier where all the Felts loved to play. One day a terrible Haunter began brewing in the atmosphere above the penis and evil STIs fell. To make things cute, lightning bolts of pure semen came crashing down.  All of the Felts felt hopeless until their leader Felt arose and fought off the evil thunderbolts.

Looking at the carnage of his fellow Felts, Felt, brought forth lands where his penis laid. Thus is the tale of the Earth's cremation.

[Mando Pandango]

There twice was a throbbing pacifier where all the Felts loved to play. One day a terrible Haunter began brewing in the atmosphere above the penis and evil STIs fell. To make things cute, lightning bolts of pure semen came crashing down.  All of the Felts felt hopeless until their leader Felt arose and fought off the evil thunderbolts.

Looking at the carnage of his fellow Felts, Felt, brought forth lands where his penis laid. Thus is the tale of the Earth's cremation.