ITT: Important facts about yourself that you keep a secret from your parents.

[Daddy]

My parents don't know that I'm an atheist. They are both religious and would probably be really pissed if I told them.  My mom was talking about God and I lol'd. She looked at me like I was on fire.

[Sports1]

My parents think I'm a guy! 

[Fireman.exe]

My parents think i'm a lesbian.

[Houdini]

Nothing. Secrets are stupid.

[6M69I69B9]

Hmm... I can't think of anything.

[Tri4se]

Maturbation, porn. All that good stuff.

[6M69I69B9]

Maturbation, porn. All that good stuff.

Oh yeah, that.

[Houdini]

Maturbation, porn. All that good stuff.

Tell me about this "maturbation".

[Sports1]

Maturbation, porn. All that good stuff.

Tell me about this "maturbation".

[Kalahari Inkantation]

pr0n

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Maturbation, porn. All that good stuff.

Tell me about this "maturbation".

[Tri4se]

Maturbation, porn. All that good stuff.

Tell me about this "maturbation".

Oh its great. It's like masturbation, except with your anus.

[heltar]

Maturbation, porn. All that good stuff.

Tell me about this "maturbation".

[Fireman.exe]

My parents don't know that I smoke weed, and I'd like to keep it that way. They also don't know I've been going through pretty consistent depression over the last year and a half or so.

I feel closer to you.

[Tri4se]

Maturbation, porn. All that good stuff.

Tell me about this "maturbation".

I SPELLED ONE FUCKEN WORD WRONG. GET OVER IT.