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You drink Water? Well I drink Gasoline

Started by Commander Fuckass, March 12, 2012, 08:30:42 AM

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Nyerp

QuoteGary Allen, 43, immediately spit out the mistaken liquid which also got on his clothes when finding it on the kitchen sink of his friend's apartment and mistaking it for a beverage.

In his next mistake, he later stepped outside to light a cigarette, igniting the blaze that consumed him.


LOL

Socks

my father was telling me about this and it is strange, i refused to read the story. i mean this girl is destroying herself and what kind of house does she grow in that allows this? i would beat my child to within an inch of their life and then if they touched gasoline again i would burn them in it.

that second story has me thinking because gasoline evaporates pretty quickly and cigarettes are not hot enough to ignite it, much less ignite it on clothing and stuff. very strange.

Nyerp

Quote from: Socks on March 12, 2012, 08:38:00 AM
i would beat my child to within an inch of their life and then if they touched gasoline again i would burn them in it.


i hope you never become a father

Socks

Quote from: Fuck on March 12, 2012, 08:55:19 AM
i hope you never become a father


i would be the best father/parent anyone could ever wish for.

ncba93ivyase

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Quotetalking about a bullshit show on tlc


this is like believing the weekly world news

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

?????

I would fuck her. How about you guys?

I would totes fuck her gaping mouth.
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Quote from: ā,ā,,-ā,Øā,Ŗā, on March 12, 2012, 10:54:20 PM
I would fuck her. How about you guys?

I would totes fuck her gaping mouth.
you better dip your dick into gasoline first
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Quote from: Kefka on March 12, 2012, 10:56:59 PM
you better dip your dick into gasoline first


Seriously though, that smell is amazing. It's repugnant but you can't stop smelling. Kinda like when I fart, namsaying.

Also, I would use gasoline instead of oil.
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Samus Aran

lol my sister actually watches this show sometimes and my mom and i have always said that half of the things on it have be completely made up by these people in order to get on the show

Kalahari Inkantation

i immediately associate gasoline with cancer

its scent alone makes me uncomfortable :(

Socks

Quote from: Tectrinket on March 12, 2012, 11:29:04 PM
i immediately associate gasoline with cancer

its scent alone makes me uncomfortable :(


her ovaries have to be shot, liver, kidneys, brain, etc...

ncba93ivyase

Quote from: Cirno on March 12, 2012, 11:23:53 PM
lol my sister actually watches this show sometimes and my mom and i have always said that half of the things on it have be completely made up by these people in order to get on the show
i'd be surprised if any of it is real

"reality" shows are all fully scripted akudood;

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

Samus Aran

Quote from: Pancake Persona on March 13, 2012, 04:20:53 AM
i'd be surprised if any of it is real

"reality" shows are all fully scripted akudood;


yeah

and some of it is so obviously fake, like this one guy who was "obsessed" with his car to the point where he'd lay under it for hours or kiss it for lengthy periods of time

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