Play this Nation State Simulator with me!

[Andria]

29 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Gondwannaland, the wreckages of bombed planes that litter Gondwannaland are highly popular tourist destinations.

well that surely wasn't what you were going for

[Socks]

well that surely wasn't what you were going for

my hopes have crashed and burned, you could say.

[Socks]

Also I just noticed at the bottom of every issue there is something like this...

Issue by: The kennedy family

This kind of disturbs me.

[don't let's]

"We'd be missing an amazing opportunity if we pass this up," says William Smith, your Minister of Sports. "But we've got to be in it to win! Simply building new stadia won't be enough, we need to be funding new sports centres and hiring the best coaches for our entrants! You could put more money into public facilities too, like gyms or something. Then no one can accuse you of wasting everyone's tax Astras, ha ha. Ha."

Let's see where this takes my failed economy to now

[Mando Pandango]

87 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Popsiclasia, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.

"Private prisons?! Rehabilitation?! How utterly ridiculous!" exclaims Abraham Laine, Popsiclasia's toughest police officer. "Both of these proposals will simply waste resources on the scum of society. I say that we should summarily execute all violent criminals and give their property to their victims."

YES

MORE CAPITAL PUNISHMENT

MORE

[ME##]

87 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Popsiclasia, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.

oh god, that's beautiful

88 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Taavet, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Taavet's many privately-owned prisons.

[Thyme]

"People Request Not So Much Dictatorship, If That's All Right"

People of Thymia, prepare to face the rude of your great leader.

[Mando Pandango]

"People Request Not So Much Dictatorship, If That's All Right"

People of Thymia, prepare to face the rude of your great leader.

Yeah I got that one the other day.

For whatever reason it affects both civil and political rights. Whatever man.

[Thyme]

The High Minister for Finance, who also happens to be your brother, dismisses the claim. "What these people fail to realize is that you know what's best for them. The alternative is anarchy! I say stick to your course. And execute these wackos for treason."

whooooooooaaaaaaa no no no no no no no

gonna have to dismiss this one

[Socks]

what have you guys become?  

[Mando Pandango]

YES THYME. YES.

KILL ALL WHO OPPOSE YOU

[Thyme]

gonna have to dismiss this one

which i admit is in itself p. rude lol

[ME##]

Taavet is ranked 21st in Boyahland and 91,261st in the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare, scoring -8 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.


it was at a -6 earlier today

[don't let's]

I'm 18th with a 5 score

[ME##]

ECONOMICS IN BOYAHLAND
Gross Regional Product$4 trillion
GRP Per Capita$9.7 thousand
Largest Population  View List Xaninthova (26 million)
Regional Average GDP$189.7 billion
Largest GDP  View List Taavet ($694.3 billion)
Smallest GDP  View List Silverbreed ($1.9 billion)
Largest GDP Per Capita  View List Taavet ($30.2 thousand)
Smallest GDP Per Capita  View List Silverbreed ($84.2)
Largest Consumption  View List Taavet ($553.5 billion)
Smallest Consumption  View List Silverbreed ($785.5 million)
Largest Budget  View List Popoland ($176.1 billion)
Smallest Budget  View List Silverbreed ($1.3 billion)
Largest Waste  View List Asabon ($19.5 billion)
Smallest Waste  View List Silverbreed ($100 million)
Largest Unemployment  View List Silverbreed (26.11%)
Smallest Unemployment  View List Taavet (4.77%)
Largest Imports  View List Taavet ($82.7 billion)
Smallest Imports  View List Silverbreed ($246.9 million)
Largest Exports  View List Taavet ($89.4 billion)
Smallest Exports  View List Silverbreed ($205.7 million)

it finally updated