Play this Nation State Simulator with me!

[don't let's]

"They simply crossed the line!" shouts General Thomas O'Bannon. "Far too long have we tolerated these terrorist threats, it's time that they realise they can't mess with us. Send the order to prepare an invasion, and we will show them who is boss! Our brave soldiers are prepared to die for their country, all we need is your signature and a lot of money. But what is the cost of freedom and safety for Frenzy Pyre's peoples?"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

[strongbad]

http://www.nationstates.net/nation=mumpton
sup doods

[Snowy]

My income tax rate is 51%. At this point I don't know if I should be desperately trying to make it go down, or say fuck it and try to get it as high as possible.

My tax seems to fluctuate with my economy. When the economy dips my taxes usually go up.

[bluaki]

People have problems with gays in the military? Time to ban the military

[silvertone]

People have problems with gays in the military? Time to ban the military

how do i ban the military. .

[bluaki]

how do i ban the military. .

With military recruitment numbers down, there's been some discussion in civilian circles of relaxing 'sodomy' regulations in the armed forces in order to allow homosexuals to serve openly. However, with the occasional reports from the field of suspected homosexuals being beaten by their squadmates, some wonder if such measures are really appropriate for the notoriously conservative culture of Tavono's military.

"We still have a military?" questions your Minister of Peace, scratching his unruly hair and smelling none too vaguely of patchouli. "Man, I thought we got rid of those war pigs ages ago. Y'know, if you'd just listen to me and go with flowers instead of firearms, this whole gays-in-the-military thing wouldn't be such a buzzkill all the time. Hey, speaking of buzzes, I just got these mighty strong Bigtopian Blues from a guy I know. I'm on one right now and they are far OUT. You wanna expand your mind with me? No? That's cool too."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

[silvertone]

He.ll Yes

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i've dismissed so many issues

[bluaki]

The Department of Defense has put its case for a substantial increase in funding for the coming financial year.

"These are turbulent times we live in," says Defense Chief Stan Mistletoe. "Turbulent and dangerous. And the only sensible response to that, of course, is to build a lot more weapons. Unless we get the funding we need, I can't promise that we'll be able to defend Tavono's sovereign borders from rogue nations and foreign powers. Or those leaky boatloads of refugees, for that matter."

I just destroyed you guys yesterday and now you're requesting funding?

"NO MORE BOMBS," chant the protestors outside Parliament House, in a repetitious and increasingly annoying appeal. Spokesperson Aaron Woolf, speaking through a feedback-afflicted microphone, says, "Tavono needs fewer weapons, not more! Make the world a safer place! Disarm now!"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

That's more like it

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

I AM THE MOST DEVOUT

[don't let's]

[Andria]

I'm nominating a gay activist supreme court judge 

[strongbad]

mumpton has made it into boyahland's top 10
does that mean anything
or does mumpton just rule

[ME##]

I'm nominating a gay activist supreme court judge 

looks like your nation will be facing sanctions 

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i named my capital