WHO WANTS TO BE MY DATE TO A BALL!?

[Hensa]

Hensa, it's just a joke, kay?HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THAT, PANCAKE??? It was amazing...I must go tell Hiro that you have nominated him with the best paragraph ever.

His name is Lawlz 

[Nyerp]

I'll write Hiro's for him:

i swear i've seen this before

[kougraducky]

His name is Lawlz 

You do agree that it was an amazing display of persuasive language, do you not? Any lady would be brought to her knees in the presence of such a bard!

[Commander Fuckass]

this thread makes me feel embarrassed

[applesauce]

this thread makes me feel embarrassed

[kougraducky]

this thread makes me feel embarrassed

I don't know why...every man must fight to earn himself a woman!!! Q('_' Q)

[Thyme]

I don't know why...every man must fight to earn himself a woman!!! Q('_' Q)

I'm screwed

[Kalahari Inkantation]

rofl fairyland

[kougraducky]

I'm screwed

It's ok! You're the reason why there are monks!!! And random flashers on the streets!

[YPrrrr]

All of that antiquity should be right at home in Maryland... The state sport is jousting

Says the girl who joined a month ago expecting everyone to trip over their dicks for her.

[silvertone]

hi i have a small dick. "lil willy  if you will" i also am a Bit Too Awkward irl and i am a bad talker. I am pretty clueless when it comes to pop culture and i say things only Me Myself i will find funny. i use 60s pop songs, as well as limp bizkit as References when quoting shit. my saving grace is i am tall and cant talk that well in groups so i wont say STupid Shit out of Fear.

[silvertone]

also i never had a gf. can i be your date. i really need this

[Commander Fuckass]

lol Aubrey 

[Socks]

Why should !? 

[Samus Aran]

I don't know why...every man must fight to earn himself a woman!!! Q('_' Q)

lmaaaaaooooooooo