so i almost went to jail again

[applesauce]

we were jumping a fence out of the wacker drive reconstuction project onto the side of a busy road tonight at like 3:30 am and there just happened to be a pair of undercover cops driving by who searched us and ran our IDs and shit, but decided to let us go.

[applesauce]

Also, somehow when they searched us they missed the screwdriver I was carrying and the lockpicks one of my companions had on him. Thank fucking god.

[Nyerp]

If only...

[Socks]

I was pulled over last night for speeding, but the cop lost interest as soon as he saw me--didn't even run my ID--I could see the air deflate right out. Just told me to be safe, I wanted to ask if I should double wrap it, but I just said thanks.

[don't let's]

What's your lock picking skill at?

[silvertone]

welcome to hell mate.

[Commander Fuckass]

I guess some people just dont learn.

[l a c e y]

this is the worst story ever wtf how would you go to jail for that anyways

[PLEASEHELP1991]

this is the worst story ever wtf how would you go to jail for that anyways

when you already have a plea bargain, it is possible to go to jail for such a misdemeanor offence
welcome to american jurisprudence

[applesauce]

this is the worst story ever wtf how would you go to jail for that anyways

I don't really know you and I guess you don't really know me either but I'm currently out on court supervision for a previous trespassing charge.

[l a c e y]

well how hard is it to stay off property you aren't supposed to be on

[Socks]

I don't really know you and I guess you don't really know me either but I'm currently out on court supervision for a previous trespassing charge.

all it should say in your record is this: he likes looking around those creepy and abandoned places. but a decent guy.

[applesauce]

well how hard is it to stay off property you aren't supposed to be on

Well yes, I know that what I do is illegal. I am okay with that and certainly don't blame anyone for the injuries I've had the the legal troubles I've been in. I have no problem taking responsibility for what I do when forced to do so.

[PLEASEHELP1991]

i'm a communist what is private property

[Socks]

i'm a communist what is private property

i think they respect private property more in communist countries.