you know what i've always wanted to do

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i want for me and one other person to be running at each other at top speed from opposite directions

then upon nearing each other we'd leap towards each other at the same time and hi-five each other in midair and in slow motion like in those cheesy 80s films with shitty music blaring in the background

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ITT, ridiculous things you want to do or wish would happen that are unlikely to ever occur. [/spoiler]

[Andria]

I've done that except instead of jumping and high fiving we ran right into each other and fell on the ground in pain.

[Socks]

If that's what you wish for then you deserve to go to heaven if there is one.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

i want to have sex with a hat on

[Hippopo]

i want to have sex with a hat on

What kind of hat? There are so many to choose from.

[Andria]

What kind of hat? There are so many to choose from.

I would go for a tophat.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

i was thinking maybe a stetson

[Hippopo]

There's nothing like sombrero sex.

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[Hiro]

i want to have sex

[Travis]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJDR1o2ypOU[/youtube]

[??????]

apparently this is a question therapists use all the time
i use stock phrases
"my mom to have better health, world peace, me having money"


lol the reality is that i don't care enough for wishes because i'm never/overly content about everything/nothing

[Commander Fuckass]

I wish to race in the Indy 500

[Kalahari Inkantation]

...I was blazed when I wrote this.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

[spoiler][youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJDR1o2ypOU[/youtube][/spoiler]

>related videos

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYMcXBQsU6M[/youtube]

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i find this mildly arousing[/spoiler]

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

...I was blazed when I wrote this.

what