If you were a magic wizard..

[Cosmic Ada]

How would you go about your life?

I would concoct spells that conjure up spells for me when I'm being extremely lazy.

[Travis]

i'd probably just chill and smoke

[Cosmic Ada]

i'd probably just chill and smoke

But that's what everyone does anyway.

[Andria]

I would conjure my own Hermione Granger

[don't let's]

Find some way to time travel and split the timeline in half

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

I'd do it in a forward motion

[snoorkel]

i would lack confusion as to what's real and what's illusion.

[Cosmic Ada]

i would lack confusion as to what's real and what's illusion.

Nothing is real. It's all an illusion.

[snoorkel]

Nothing is real. It's all an illusion.

that is the confusion I would lack.

[Josh]

I'd become immortal. No seriously I'd live until the universe ended.

[Nyerp]

i would use my new magical wizard powers to KILL ALL FUCKING PIG COPS

[ME##]

i would find hermione and make her my waifu

[Commander Fuckass]

id turn myself into a jedi becus im that cool

[Walter]

I would be Yen Sid from Fantasia and it would be awesome.

[Cosmic Ada]

I would be Yen Sid from Fantasia and it would be awesome.

Yo, man, bro, yeah.