Present shopping

[Samus Aran]

How does your mom even have enough money to buy you $2000 in shit every Christmas? 

lolwat, she doesn't do that

it's my grandma that spends a bunch on me mostly

i mean yeah my mom still spends quite a bit on me, although a lot less these days than when i was underage, of course.

idk how she does it for me + my sisters