Rick Perry Is Totally On Cocaine

[snoorkel]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M4gz97Y9W8[/youtube]

Thoughts?

[Classic]

I hope the man dies a slow and painful death.

[PLEASEHELP1991]

at least he was more coherent than michele bachmann

[Daddy]

Rick perry is a shithead.

[Socks]

They all are. Senators cut the fattest lines in their little private offices in the capitol.

[Daddy]

They all are. Senators cut the fattest lines in their little private offices in the capitol.

politicians doing rails off a hooker’s spine
same shit they lock niggas up for tryin’ to grind
cuz it adds ten years if you mix it with soda…the War Against Drugs, who the fuck is the soldiers?
without drug money the economy folds up
cops won’t get paid to harass and roll up

[snoorkel]

They all are. Senators cut the fattest lines in their little private offices in the capitol.

Proper title would have been 'Rick Perry Has Totally Been On Cocaine for Too Long'

Seeing stuff from the beginning of his campaign to now, it seems like he started a binge back then, you know acting really smooth and pompous and still like a total dick but together at least to get him through the campaigning, now months later he can hardly get enough up his nose to keep from crying after 15 minutes and it's starting to show

politicians doing rails off a hooker’s spine
same shit they lock niggas up for tryin’ to grind
cuz it adds ten years if you mix it with soda…the War Against Drugs, who the fuck is the soldiers?
without drug money the economy folds up
cops won’t get paid to harass and roll up

boost to morality, boost to your brain
[spoiler]sniffin cocaine[/spoiler]

[Socks]

now months later he can hardly get enough up his nose to keep from crying after 15 minutes and it's starting to show

That seemingly entrenched and filmy shine on his forehead which comes through even in a diminished quality video is quite telling indeed.

[PLEASEHELP1991]

or more likely he will have a gay sex scandal
i also believe rick perry is not an us senator

[snoorkel]

That seemingly entrenched and filmy shine on his forehead which comes through even in a diminished quality video is quite telling indeed.

yeep. there's also a quote going around,

"His hand was so cold, like ice. And he was sweating. He didn't seem well, like he was in pain or he was sick or something. I don't know what it was, but something was definitely wrong."

[Socks]

Classic case. I bet his toes were freezing, and his veins thin as ice.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

He's got my vote.

[Socks]

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/rick-perry-denies-drinking-drugs-influenced-strange-nh-150409168.html

See Snorkel you were wrong, as it turns out, he was just giving a speech! And the people there loved it. They clapped at all the right places, cut a few lines here and there, in between the thousand of speeches, and I guess we should as well. After all, who could believe their own eyes!?

[snoorkel]

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/rick-perry-denies-drinking-drugs-influenced-strange-nh-150409168.html

See Snorkel you were wrong, as it turns out, he was just giving a speech! Bim! And the people there loved it. They clapped at all the right places, cut a few lines here and there, in between the thousand of speeches, and I guess we should as well. After all, who could believe their own eyes! Bim!?

I love, "Perry also rejected the accusation that his behavior-- marked by giddiness, clapping, strange speech patterns, mannerisms and comments-- was influenced by alcohol. 'It wasn't that either,' he said."

Giddiness and clapping. Alcohol, painkillers? Which common drugs that are very popular among the elite are we missing????