Skyrim General -- Fus Roh Dood!

[Nyerp]

Killed another dragon and killed the Old lady that the little orphan boy asked me to kill 

i lol'd at the random capitalization of "old"

also >mfw a second dragon suddenly attacks in the same exact area not too long after i kill the one delphine lead me to

[Commander Fuckass]

It's about god damn time.

now to join the Dark Brotherhood

[wawi]

too bored with my main character so i made a dark elf mage

[Nyerp]

i don't understand just randomly starting a new file in a game as vast as this

[wawi]

i don't understand just randomly starting a new file in a game as vast as this

because i already did a lot and i just want to see mages and have fun

[Thyme]

i don't even understand why the arrow to the knee thing became a meme

because it's easily adaptable

i used to be an ______ , but then ___________

but yeah it's p. dumb

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

I used to be, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[Nyerp]

>walking over to [glow=black,2,300]kodlak[/glow]'s funeral
>while running up the steps of jorrvaskr, suddenly hear a loud boom of thud noises and yelling
>turn around the corner to look at the skyforge
>the whole thing has glitched out of existence
>half the funeral attendees have fallen and died at the bottom of the void where the forge used to be
>the rest are alive, saying things they would be saying at the funeral, but are still trapped at the bottom of the Void of Whiterun forever
>worst funeral ever

i literally cried for hours

[Patrick Stickles]

>walking over to [glow=black,2,300]kodlak[/glow]'s funeral
>while running up the steps of jorrvaskr, suddenly hear a loud boom of thud noises and yelling
>turn around the corner to look at the skyforge
>the whole thing has glitched out of existence
>half the funeral attendees have fallen and died at the bottom of the void where the forge used to be
>the rest are alive, saying things they would be saying at the funeral, but are still trapped at the bottom of the Void of Whiterun forever
>worst funeral ever

i literally cried for hours

didn't even wait for the funeral to be over to get back to smithing

[Nyerp]

lol yeah

[Commander Fuckass]

Cicero is a wierd little fucker

also Im trying to do the House of Horrors quest where I have to go kill the guy for Molag Bal, but I guess I need to be a higher level because when I fast travel to the Swindler's den Im near some bandits that are easy to kill then HOLY SHIT A DRAGON comes, then there is WHAT THE FUCK A GIANT TOO? and HOLY SHIT THOSE FUCKING CATS TOO? FUCK ME

oh I somehow forgot where I left Lydia rofl

also I did the contract that Muiri wanted done, I killed both the people she wanted dead. can i sex her now pls

[Thyme]

also Im trying to do the House of Horrors quest where I have to go kill the guy for Molag Bal, but I guess I need to be a higher level because when I fast travel to the Swindler's den Im near some bandits that are easy to kill then HOLY SHIT A DRAGON comes, then there is WHAT THE FUCK A GIANT TOO? and HOLY SHIT THOSE FUCKING CATS TOO? FUCK ME

i guess you're just unlucky, i haven't had those pop up

[Commander Fuckass]

I want my dark elf to become a werewolf

[wawi]

seriously
every good warrior must know when not to fight and just run
u suck

[don't let's]

My Bunnies Slaughtered stat is still at 5