what the fucking fuck

[YPrrrr]

This is why I always carry a bat when I open the door. Louisville Slugger.

I hope your face heals quickly Zyphet

[Kalahari Inkantation]

That's horrible. :'(

[Walter]

Its not a UFO its a dreamcatcher my mommy made for me


no he didnt take anything, I came out when I heard the door open and he flipped out and started attacking me. he didnt have time to take anything.

[snoorkel]

Its not a UFO its a dreamcatcher my mommy made for me


no he didnt take anything, I came out when I heard the door open and he flipped out and started attacking me. he didnt have time to take anything.

wtflol why would you not just run (I mean the attacker). fuck people.

[silvertone]

paranoia rules

[??????]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

lol'd
you're such a giant asshole

also that's so horrible
i'd feel paranoid for weeks ;{

INVEST IN A BAT

[applesauce]

I showed this to my roomates and we had been talking about maybe buying a shotgun recently and now we have complete consensus.

[Walter]

oh yeah I was lying its all fake its just red sharpie!!!

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

oh yeah I was lying its all fake its just red sharpie!!!