i pooped

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

i'm not sure how i feel now after i pooped

how do i feel boyah

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

i guess i feel pretty good about my poop

thanks guys

if you want post stories of your poop experiences. i'll start

I was in SC, my best friend was getting out of marine boot camp. Me and some other friends were staying in a hotel room (a best western, maybe?). I had been constipated since I left asheville two days ago. We're sitting in the hotel room watching the traffic channel, when all of a sudden i had to use the bathroom.

I hop to the toilet, and sit my ass on the cold seat. All of a sudden, an amazing warmth falls over me. The poop hasn't come out yet, and I don't want to strain cause I end up hurting my asshole. I decided to text my friends in the next room. They start yelling at me (EWW WTF DUDE DON'T TEXT ME WHILE YOUR SHITTING)

then I start singing "Drop It Like It's Hot"

Immediately, the shit leaves my body. OH THANK HEAVENS! I wipe my ass and stand up and look at the poop. It looks like a bright green sea turtle.

so i flushed it.

[?????]

What did you text your friends?

Also what's wrong with using your phone while on the toilet?

[wawi]

stop shit posting

[Nyerp]

stop shit posting

i laughed

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

What did you text your friends?

Also what's wrong with using your phone while on the toilet?

I text them something along the lines of "hahaha there is poop stuck up my butt hahaha"

and I think it's perfectly respectable to use your phone on the toilet.

[Mando Pandango]

I text them something along the lines of "hahaha there is poop stuck up my butt hahaha"

and I think it's perfectly respectable to use your phone on the toilet.

I'm doing this next time I use the bathroom at a friend's house.

[silvertone]

I think I feel my most intense emotions while on the toilet, usually I am just sitting on it and not doing anything but just sitting. Sometimes I shit, but usually just sit and waves of negativity flow through me.

[Mando Pandango]

and waves of negativity flow through me.

and out of your anus

[Nyerp]

i kill cops while on the toilet

[?????]

One time I was pooping and my massive log made massive waves on splashdown. The toilet water got on my butt and I had moist hairs in my butthole.

True story.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

One time I was pooping and my massive log made massive waves on splashdown. The toilet water got on my butt and I had moist hairs in my butthole.

True story.

i hate when that happens. it's why i took a hair trimmer to my asshole

[spoiler]so much blood[/spoiler]

[silvertone]

and out of your anus

thank u. i am glad i didnt have to psot this.

[?????]

I don't cut my hair because I'm straight

[wawi]

this thread is gross