socially unacceptable things that you do in PRIVATE

[??????]

whenever i'm cooking and the water boils i pretend i have pyrokenisis and wave my fingers in magic-esque mode and pretend i am making the water bubble

sometimes i feel proud if i pooped a long turd without it BREAKING

this isn't really private but people i've become close to tend to make animal sounds to one another randomly
dunno it gives me a funny, special feeling whenever we do it 
>someone uses bathroom
>"bark, BARK BARK"

[Commander Fuckass]

masturbate

[Andria]

People I am friends with also make animal sounds to one another.

It kinda annoys me

[Nyerp]

pick my nose

[don't let's]

Go to Boyah.

[snoorkel]

Rape

[YPrrrr]

Talk to myself, pace

[silvertone]

Talk to myself, pace

I pace all the time. pacers un1te

[Kalahari Inkantation]

play video games

[Mando Pandango]

suck cocks behind sears

[ikanaide]

nothing

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

I yell at women walking down the street.

oh when you said private I thought you meant public.

I yell at myself.

[applesauce]

fart, be naked, pick my nose, masturbate, torture squirrels with hot needles.

[Mando Pandango]

pee in the shower

[Classic]

fart, be naked, pick my nose, masturbate, meow loudly at my cat.

^ me