I am FREAKING out

[Hippopo]

Hai guyz,

SO HERE'S THE SCOOP:

I'm running in my first half-marathon tomorrow, AND I'M [glow=red,2,300]fucking[/glow] CRAVING FRENCH FRIES from my local Burger King, yo.

WHAT SHOULD I DO?

A) Get the fries and potentially defecate myself mid-race tomorrow

B) DIE from lack of french fry exposure

Serious question, guys.  I need to know.

PS:  They have icee's at Burger King.. Coke flavored. 

[Mando Pandango]

Don't get them. Let them be your motivation during the race.

[ME##]

get the fries

[wawi]

flip a coin

[applesauce]

Dude, your race isn't for what, 8 hours? Eat the fucking fries, lol. Just don't drink pop.

[Travis]

Dude, your race isn't for what, 8 hours? Eat the fucking fries, lol. Just don't drink pop.

drink soda instead

[Hippopo]

Dude, your race isn't for what, 8 hours? Eat the fucking fries, lol. Just don't drink pop.

But the feeling of having to go while running is so horrid...

But why am I arguing you? 

[musica.cards]

But the feeling of having to go while running is so horrid...

Sounds like you have plenty of time for your body to process the fries.

[applesauce]

Yeah, and if your body knows its stuff you'll dump right beforehand.

[wawi]

FLIP A COIN

[Hippopo]

FLIP A COIN

that wont wrok...  lol

wut a lozer

[Mando Pandango]

FLIP A COIN

and then use that coin to buy fries

[applesauce]

Just eat the fries but skip the drank. Drink water.

[Hippopo]

But man, the Icee is like a giant fucking otter pop.  You gotta understand, right?

[wawi]

But man, the Icee is like a giant fucking otter pop.  You gotta understand, right?

GET IT
DONT BE A SISSY
YOU CAN DO IT