I have hit rock bottom

[Selkie]

Ok so last night I went to a friend's house to hang out. It was a small party, maybe 20 people. I had probably about 8 beers, and I honestly wasn't very drunk when I got home (friend drove me).

But at some point in the night, in a state of half-sleep and still a little drunk, I got out of bed, grabbed my guitar case from under my bed, laid it on the ground, knelt next to it, and fucking PEED on it.

At some point later I realized, seeing a puddle of liquid on my soft guitar case, I dumped it off, and cleaned the piss up with a few shirts.

Thank god it was virtually odorless because I had tons of water when I got home.

[Hippopo]

Sounds like fun to me.

[Travis]

lightweight

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

post of the year

also bonus points if guitar was inside

[Samus Aran]

holy shit i lol'd

[Classic]

Nah, you hit rock bottom when you end up sleeping with your overweight homosexual friend because you're a lightweight that's totes easy to manipulate.  cjlubdoods;

[Hippopo]

Nah, you hit rock bottom when you end up sleeping with your overweight homosexual friend because you're a lightweight that's totes easy to manipulate.  cjlubdoods;

Or you mean he's at the top of his game. 

[Classic]

I wouldn't consider it that.

[Hippopo]

I wouldn't consider it that.

I would

[Classic]

Well aren't you sweet.

[Hippopo]

Well aren't you sweet.

Like my lov'n.