holy shit i know what i need

[Samus Aran]

look at this shit jesus christ

if i had one of these fuckers i wouldn't ever even have to get up, i could just like grab anything from any distance in my room because just look how fucking long it is it's like having a second goddamn arm on top of your arm that's already there except this one's all fucking colorful and it looks like a badass robot arm or something and that sure beats the hell out of any pussy human arm

just imagine how much easier your life would become upon owning such a marvelous machine, and it's so fucking simple to use, too. look, they got some blonde little snot-nosed fucker using it like a pro. imagine what i could do with it. i'm goddamn 22 years old.

wow why do they invent stupid shit like vaccines when we could've had something like this all along if scientists weren't so goddamn lazy

fuck

[burzumfan420]

in and out lol

[ME##]

and look, they even have the same colour scheme as [glow=black,2,300]unit-01[/glow]

[Commander Fuckass]

Best. Invention. Ever.

[don't let's]

I had one of those (or similar product) when I was a child.

[Andria]

they have tons of those in target for under 5 dollars

I had a 3 person grabby war with them

[Hippopo]

they have tons of those in target for under 5 dollars

I had a 3 person grabby war with them

That sounds amazing.

[Andria]

That sounds amazing.

Wanna have a two person grabby war
[spoiler]it was fun though! luckily we weren't like kicked out of target lol [/spoiler]

[just1more]

We sell these at toys r us. Never got into a grabby war with them, though.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

somebody buy me one

[snoorkel]

my grandma had a couple of these (nice metal ones), she got really catatonic whenever the spring broke in one of them