Tell boyah something that boyah doesn't know about you

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

When I was in eigth grade I grabbed a girls butt and got in trouble.

your turn.

[applesauce]

On the same theme, when I was in first grade I cut a girl's ponytail off and got in trouble. 

[YPrrrr]

When I was in 8th grade I put a girl's wallet in the lost and found and almost got suspended. Apparently a friend saw me with it and the wallet was missing money

Also I almost got suspended for having a verbal conflict with a girl in a wheel chair

[Samus Aran]

in kindergarten i punched a kid in the face and broke his glasses and he cried like a pussy and from then on i was a regular alpha male

[snoorkel]

I was raped when I was a baby

[Commander Fuckass]

I have Crohn's Disease

[ME##]

i'm actually smurt






[spoiler]jk  [/spoiler]

[Hiro]

i'm actually smurt






[spoiler]jk  [/spoiler]

You're SAM?!?!?

[just1more]

While I was on a fishing trip in 5th grade, I called this one girl a hooker and got suspended for it.

I thought it was a compliment. 

[Hiro]

Junior year I punched my friend in the face in the middle of class for no reason.
Lession: Don't fuck with me 

[Wrench]

I flicked off my teacher in 1st grade. Friend told me to do it. I had no idea what it meant.

[Hiro]

I'm not sure I even want to be in the same room as you now.

He had a huge bruise under his eye for like 2 weeks
[spoiler]But really, I was just pretending to punch him and then I accidentally got too much momentum and he quickly turned his head which made the blow like twice as hard  [/spoiler]

I flicked off my teacher in 1st grade. Friend told me to do it. I had no idea what it meant.

I say "flip", not "flick"
Just pointing that out

[ME##]

I say "flip", not "flick"
Just pointing that out

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/flick_off

/themoreyouknow;

[Hiro]

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/flick_off

/themoreyouknow;

no yeah I already knew that 

[YPrrrr]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finger_(gesture)

It seems either is appropriate