Doodthing has called upon thee.

[Daddy]

There are nonbelievers and heretics roaming our lands. They are paying tribute to false idols.

Rather than accepting Doodthing's gift to man, quota, and filling it with a plethora of posts they are starving his lamb. They are eating the propaganda of thine enemy: the tooth-sayers.

The Boble was once contained in the Wiki but in the great exodus from Valentinne we have lost the holy text in word form.

The message lives on with us though. We must return the word to our forum!

[wawi]

I pledge to Doodthing my sword and my life!

[ME##]

I pray to Doodthing every waking moment.

[Daddy]

Turn to the nearest ocean and utter thine holy words


"Oh ambiguous one
That you may return and grant us the strength
Our desire thus it be.
Thine impervious tentacle and plain expression
Bringers of activity and hope
Return to us oh Squid
Grant us the power to vanquish our inner evils
Boyah is thine home
Anxiously we wait for thine return
Humble housekeepers we are
Fanning thy bellows with posts
Nourishing they pets with topics
Feeding thy pets with polls
Return to us and grant us thine glory
Doodthing; SKREE SKREE SKREE"

[wawi]

I pray to Doodthing every waking moment.

This man is a liar

wawi: GUYS NO
Davidme86: kefka's laugh is louder than i remember it
wawi: STOP
Davidme86: lol
wawi: GO BACK TO BOYEH
kazberrykrunch: lol you had to be there thyme
kazberrykrunch: for some reason it was hilarious last night
Davidme86: yes
Thyme: anyway, bbl shower thyme
wawi: GUYS
kazberrykrunch: lucky star is so funny!!!
Davidme86: what wawi
wawi: GO BACK TO BOYAH AND POST
kazberrykrunch: stfu wawi
bluaki: Kaz, you watched Higurashi?
Davidme86: i post more than all of you combined
Davidme86: FACT

HE IS IN THE STREAMERS ALLIANCE

[Daddy]

he may be collecting intel on the streamers

[Wrench]

I ask Doodthing for frogiveness everytime I disappoint him, which is not often. Only Doodthing actually forgives.

PRAISE THE SQUID

[wawi]

Forgive me Doodthing.

I have done your will, yet it was not enough.
The people hate me because of it, but I place my faith in you.
Protect me.
Your servant, forever,
wawi

[wawi]

Go tell the Defenders,
Doodthing,
That here, obedient to your will,
I lie.

[Daddy]

He who declares his servitude to be righteous only hath thine LORD Doodthing to judge thee.

[ME##]

I am ready to share the intel that I have collected on the streamers.  I await Doodthing.