RHYME THREAD 3000

[Sillbury]

it's that time of year, you know for that thread

rhyming is fun yo, that's the word you should spread

bring your mothers, sisters, aunties and pets

we can all drop some rhymes dog, there be no regrets

[Classic]

Reading this thread was a mundane drag

I've come to the conclusion, you're quite the fag

All this time I've known you, you've been such a bore

So leave Boyah quietly and get back to your whore



Love,
Tyler

[burzumfan420]

Hi, this is Jay Herrod and I use to and I say, "use to" brag I could out smart any woman and that no woman could ever totally control me. Then came along pretty Selena Gomez and changed all that. Me, Jay Herrod, out smarted and totally controlled by a woman and not by just any woman mind you, Selena Gomez! I keep asking myself: "What happened, what happened?! Jacob my youngest son told me: "Dad, you have met your match." Regardless, she's got me. The question now is: "Now that she has me and my heart, what will she do next?" Stay tuned

[Sillbury]

yo tyler homie why all this heat

whore? how harsh, she doesn't even eat meat

however i did find your post quite entertaining

maybe you should rhyme some more instead of just weight gaining?

[Classic]

Easier said than done, Aussie man

I'll throw you in a garbage can

Rhyming can be fun and neat

Even if I find your thread obsolete

[ikanaide]

Today is birthday for thyme
So I think of make rhyme
I hope celebrating and many present
Have a good day and pleasant

[spoiler]sorry for english[/spoiler]

[YPrrrr]

WE BEAT NUMBER ONE OHIO STATE

2ND TIME THIS YEAR, IT MUST BE FATE

[ikanaide]

WE BEAT NUMBER ONE OHIO STATE

2ND TIME THIS YEAR, IT MUST BE FATE

this must be true
woooooooooooo

[Daddy]

Oh one  day I happened upon a pill
That shit bestowed upon me some rhyming skill
It was prescribed by my Nigga Dr. Seuss
I believe the pharmacist was related to Mother Goose

[sans culottes]

Yo! Who ordered some fucking hip-hop?
'Cause I'm about to bump this shit right to the top
The kids at school say I rap pretty cool
So I drop rap bombs and make 'em drool

[Socks]

Stirred from sleep, silent and still,
Night air cool, with curious chill,
Bitter sweet felt, flesh icy numb,
Sickened the soul, ill into glum,
Harshly borne, so very long,
Poor little heart, all that is wrong,
Heart awake now, never before,
Promise wash, sandy as shore,
Sink deep into sea, all misery,
Sun & waves flow, all over me,
Void of dark, or cold to be had,
Happy as air, refreshes the sad.

[sans culottes]

yo what the fuck socks, that's some pussy shit
here, dog, take this blunt, and have another hit
cos rhymins bout fuckin bitches and getin money
aint no shit with sugar n honey