my girlfriend just punched me in the face

[Sillbury]

and told me to make her a sandwich

[Commander Fuckass]

take a shit on her

[YPrrrr]

Lick her boots

[ME##]

show that woman her place, we cannot let the suffragists get their way!

[C.Mongler]

tickle her armpits 

[Nyerp]

suck her dick

[Sillbury]

she said she wants whips and chains on her sandwich wtf do i do

[Dullahan]

Give her a semen sample.

[don't let's]

[ME##]

sloppy joes are disgusting

[Sillbury]

it's times like this that i wish i lived in america

[ME##]

Then you're not a man.

I could out man you any day of the week.

[Samus Aran]

manwich in particular is gross, sloppy joes can be tolerable though

[Andria]

sloppy joes are disgusting

YESSSSSS

manwich in particular is gross, sloppy joes can be tolerable though

This is true but tolerable doesn't mean I like it

[Sillbury]

MANWICH INTRIGUES ME

DOES IT COME COOKED OR RAW?

HOW DO YOU COOK IT IF RAW?

IF ALREADY COOKED HOW DO YOU HEAT UP?

ARE BUNS IN THAT CAN OR JUST MEAT?

WHAT'S THE MEAT TO BUN RATIO?

ARE THE CAN BUNS SOGGY WHEN FIRST OPENED?

DO YOU STORE MANWICH CAN IN FRIDGE OR CUPBOARD?