I think I have dysentery

[Selkie]

I have passed extremely liquidy feces literally at least 30 times in the past 24 hours.

And I threw up once.

[Samus Aran]

oregon trail taught me that you're pretty much fucked, sorry

[Mando Pandango]

quick, throw him out the wagon

[Nyerp]

ford the river

[Selkie]

Any more oregon trail jokes 

btw..

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgbCg3G4A70[/youtube]

[Daddy]

i wwis there wre somzbies in oregon trail

[Placebo Headwound]

I'll trace you three sets of clothing for a buffalo.

[??????]

I was bloated some weeks ago.
Somehow it managed to make my body feel upset and I forced myself to vomit every hour or so.

It didn't work, so I've tried herbal remedies that just make me smell great and vomit up delicious scents.
I soon developed a very strong fever and slept for a couple of hours and vomited some more until I went to bed.
I also had urges to shit, but I never could. ;__;

I only get acute episodes of this shit--they hardly ever last more than a day, but they sure do make me afraid to eat anything.
WHO KNOWS WHAT COULD OF TRIGGERED IT

[Classic]

This is me on a daily basis. You get used to it.

[Travis]

This is me on a daily basis. You get used to it.

please see a doctor

[YPrrrr]

Eat some fiber

[Samus Aran]

Shit, one of my Ox died.

oxen

[??????]

Eat some fiber

too much fiber makes me poot and get constipated 

[YPrrrr]

too much fiber makes me poot and get constipated 

I'm pretty sure that's an improvement from dysentery

[Nyerp]

i puke from my butt every 26 minutes and then shit and piss all over that puke is this normal????????