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FUCKING MASS EFFECT 3

Started by Commander Fuckass, December 11, 2010, 09:44:11 PM

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Geno

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

YPrrrr


Commander Fuckass

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YPrrrr

Um Garrus blew his chance when all he wanted to do was calibrate the ship akudood;

Commander Fuckass

Quote from: YPR on April 13, 2011, 08:13:22 PM
Um Garrus blew his chance when all he wanted to do was calibrate the ship akudood;
then i guess your fem shep will have to fuck Legion  akudood;

Seeing as the male squadmates rank out like:
Thane > Legion > Garrus > Grunt > Mordin > Jacob
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YPrrrr

Quote from: Kefka on April 13, 2011, 08:21:50 PM
then i guess your fem shep will have to fuck Legion  akudood;

Seeing as the male squadmates rank out like:
Thane > Legion > Garrus > Grunt > Mordin > Jacob
I would have fucked Grunt if he had been an option :'(

Geno

Sucks for everyone who got garrus killed in Mass Effect 2 lol
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Samus Aran

i don't know how anyone could manage to get garrus killed - he's one of the easiest not to screw up because he's a powerhouse...i had him be a squad leader both times.

YPrrrr

I think it has more to do with your relationship with them than their hardiness. If he's not loyal he's more likely to die, although I don't know why you would want to skip any playable content in ME2

Commander Fuckass

The only squad mate that died while i was playing was Jack.


Jack is just an awful character
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Samus Aran

Quote from: YPR on April 14, 2011, 02:38:33 PM
I think it has more to do with your relationship with them than their hardiness. If he's not loyal he's more likely to die, although I don't know why you would want to skip any playable content in ME2


his hardiness is why he's ideal as a squad leader, and why it's okay to not bring him with you for the final boss

but yes, loyalty matters more than anything else

my only non-loyal teammate was jack, but she still survived anyway

YPrrrr

But I was going to bone Jack on my second playthrough :(


I actually like all of the female characters... my two least favorite squadmates are actually Jacob and Garrus but I give Garrus the benefit of the doubt since his character was probably more developed in the first one.

Commander Fuckass

Quote from: YPR on April 14, 2011, 02:55:27 PM
But I was going to bone Jack on my second playthrough :(


I actually like all of the female characters... my two least favorite squadmates are actually Jacob and Garrus but I give Garrus the benefit of the doubt since his character was probably more developed in the first one.
if you played the first Mass Effect you would have probably hated Kaiden
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YPrrrr

Probably, he seemed like a dick in the second one

Commander Fuckass

April 15, 2011, 11:33:37 PM #44 Last Edit: April 16, 2011, 12:10:11 AM by Kotobaru-san-sama
Quote from: Kenstar on April 13, 2011, 04:45:21 PM
WHERE
IS
THANE
I'm guessing [spoiler]That disease that he told Shepard he has killed him? I remember he did say  the disease was going to kill him soon[/spoiler]
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