ITT We make up backgrounds for Boyahgers

[crystalpepsi]

 I'll go first, Hiro was molested by his uncle Marty who forced him to dress up as a girl and made him pretend to be a girl, this scarred Hiro for life so now he is horrible at picking up girls. YOUR TURN

[Nyerp]

a snowman raped kaz's mother and kaz was born half snowman

this is why he hates snow and also half of himself i guess

[Geno]

I've already done this billions of times for Kaz

[C.Mongler]

Geno was born really hot and had really hot friends then he smashed a hammer in his face and became geno

[Nyerp]

Nyerp was born in a cave that was full of angry, Fallout hating people.

Thus, he hates Fallout New Vegas.

It was Vegas, right? Or was it the new Kirby?

neither really lol

[Geno]

Geno was born really hot and had really hot friends then he smashed a hammer in his face and became geno

ily  cjlubdoods;

[Cookie]

Nyerp was raised by wolves in the desert this is why Nyerp is a desert.

[crystalpepsi]

 Geno was born with a low silly puddy deficiency disease, and when his friends attacked him with silly puddy, it brought back horrible memories of never really fitting in.

[Daddy]

Felt was sexualized by his baseball coach and became a gay hooker.  He met another young man who was also sexed by said coach and thought he was abducted by aliens and that is why felt is mysterious skin

[sans culottes]

When JMV was six, his mom ran over a raccoon. The innocent young JMV had never seen death before, so he was shocked. He took the raccoon off the street, held a funeral, and buried the corpse in his backyard. Since then, JMV has been obsessed with raccoons, and wonders what joys the raccoon could have lived had his mom never ran him over.

[Commander Fuckass]

dicks

[Hiro]

a snowman raped kaz's mother and kaz was born half snowman

this is why he hates snow and also half of himself i guess

this story is the epitome of modern culture.

[Nyerp]

why

[don't let's]

That must have been a slow day.

[Daddy]

lote was born in a house on a cliff to a sxe woman and a sword maker this is why he lives on the edge