Felt's first STI test.

[Samus Aran]

lol Lawlz sounded his penis with q-tips

[??????]

Not funny 

but ma'am,
that's what they do with patients with urinary disorders  

[ikanaide]

but ma'am,
that's what they do with patients with urinary disorders  

I hope I never get 

[??????]

I hope I never get  

that's what they all say until they reach their mid twenties and develop a kidney stone that slices and pierces your urethra canal having the pressure of your acidic piss make it all worse  

[ikanaide]

that's what they all say until they reach their mid twenties and develop a kidney stone that slices and pierces your urethra canal having the pressure of your acidic piss make it all worse  

Stop.  >_<'

[??????]

When I was 4, and in the hospital, the kid I shared a room with got a catheter at like 2AM and they didn't numb him or anything, so he howled for like 2 hours.

i hope it wasn't a urinary one 

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Everything came back negative. I'm HIV-, and am negative for syphilis, gonorrhea, and chlamydia.

[ikanaide]

Everything came back negative. I'm HIV-, and am negative for syphilis, gonorrhea, and chlamydia.

Good.