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Started by Sam, September 16, 2010, 02:51:50 AM

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Sam

September 16, 2010, 02:51:50 AM
Turns out Jake Gyllenhaal dated Jenny Lewis back when Donny Darko Premiered. A few years ago I went to a Jenny Lewis concert and she reached off stage and held my hands. She probably touched his penis with those hands.

I touched Jake Gyllenhaal's penis.

1.8mb is too huge for a sig nigga

Samus Aran

September 16, 2010, 02:55:57 AM #1
i thought that you think penises are gross

Geno

September 16, 2010, 03:01:55 AM #2
Hey everybody look sam is high
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Sam

September 16, 2010, 03:14:45 AM #3
Quote from: Lain on September 16, 2010, 02:55:57 AM
i thought that you think penises are gross

Maybe you misunderstood.

It's Jake Gyllenhaal.

Quote from: GENOP on September 16, 2010, 03:01:55 AM
Hey everybody look sam is high

hey i don't do dat mang


1.8mb is too huge for a sig nigga

Samus Aran

September 16, 2010, 03:39:05 AM #4
Quote from: Sam on September 16, 2010, 03:14:45 AM
Maybe you misunderstood.

It's Jake Gyllenhaal.


eh

suit yourself

??????

September 16, 2010, 03:41:32 AM #5
Quote from: Lain on September 16, 2010, 02:55:57 AM
i thought that you think penises are gross
jake gyllenhaal overrides everything

Sam

September 16, 2010, 04:08:47 AM #6
Quote from: Analysis Paralysis on September 16, 2010, 03:41:32 AM
jake gyllenhaal overrides everything

you get me.
1.8mb is too huge for a sig nigga

Samus Aran

September 16, 2010, 04:09:59 AM #7
Quote from: Analysis Paralysis on September 16, 2010, 03:41:32 AM
jake gyllenhaal overrides everything


i will never understand other people's taste in men

C.Mongler

September 16, 2010, 04:22:32 AM #8
Quote from: GENOP on September 16, 2010, 03:01:55 AM
Hey everybody look sam is high


no dude thats me

Sam

September 16, 2010, 04:42:13 AM #9
Quote from: Lain on September 16, 2010, 04:09:59 AM
i will never understand other people's taste in men

seriously?



seriously?


I didn't sleep last night
1.8mb is too huge for a sig nigga

ME##

September 16, 2010, 04:47:30 AM #10
lucky sam ;)

Nyerp

September 16, 2010, 05:56:24 AM #11
i lol'd

Oh

September 16, 2010, 09:59:00 AM #12
Same here, I lol'd at the tought of you being giddy as hell showing your though bubble of givng him a blowjob.

Hiro

September 16, 2010, 11:22:43 AM #13
sam you should always be this funny  akudood;

Thyme

September 16, 2010, 11:24:14 AM #14
QuoteHey heyheyehyehey hey hey hey BOYAH


I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND
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