oh my GOD

[??????]

apparently [name withheld] is visiting me unexpectedly and i can't tell them to go home because they're already on their way here

what do you suggest i should do
no sex or drugs
also my home-is off limits

[Norwegian Lesbians]

FUCK ITS BRAINS OUT

[Norwegian Lesbians]

LIKE A BOSS

[Wrench]

TURN INTO A JET

[Nyerp]

stop being clucky

[Daddy]

rap battle

[Selkie]

sex or drugs.

[Daddy]

sex or drugs.

or cocoa puffs

[??????]

LIKE A BOSS

DISGUSTING
my virginity is sacred

stop being clucky

how would i get attention without my hallow personality 

sex or drugs.

i'm not close (well, somewhat) to them enough to do skylark drugs with them--i only have one person in mind.
i'd feel like a douche if i'd accept and tell them afterwards 'no thanks but can i keep these for another time i want to experiment these with someone who isn't you'

[Commander Fuckass]

CHALLENGE SAID PERSON TO STREET BALL TO ESTABLISH STREET CRED

[YPrrrr]

Hire someone else to be clucky

[Samus Aran]

perform psychoanalysis on them

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apparently JMV and Felt are visiting me unexpectedly and i can't tell them to go home because they're already on their way here

[applesauce]

Climb a water tower and go skinny dipping in it.

[FAMY2]

apparently JMV and Felt are visiting me unexpectedly and i can't tell them to go home because they're already on their way here

LOL. GO HAVE SOME FUN.