If you could go back and time and have sex with any historical figure

[Nyerp]

Keep in mind she probably wouldn't be very lovely, since she would have bathed 4 times in her life.

don't forget the countless diseases

[Socks]

Keep in mind she probably wouldn't be very lovely, since she would have bathed 4 times in her life.

common misconception. i choose my time and destination carefully. in addition, you should also keep in mind my power and ability to manipulate realty, within context of the proposed scenario presented here, in which it was supposed that i would be a motherfucking time traveler! as such, there is no bound to what i could accomplish with this woman. perhaps the first thing i might do is have erotic and futuristic shampoo orgasms with her.

[Mando Pandango]

common misconception. i choose my time and destination carefully. in addition, you should also keep in mind my power and ability to manipulate realty, within context of the proposed scenario presented here, in which it was supposed that i would be a motherfucking time traveler! as such, there is no bound to what i could accomplish with this woman. perhaps the first thing i might do is have erotic and futuristic shampoo orgasms with her.

Sounds awesome.

Now I'm torn between John Stamos and this.

[strongbad]

common misconception. i choose my time and destination carefully. in addition, you should also keep in mind my power and ability to manipulate realty, within context of the proposed scenario presented here, in which it was supposed that i would be a motherfucking time traveler! as such, there is no bound to what i could accomplish with this woman. perhaps the first thing i might do is have erotic and futuristic shampoo orgasms with her.

You have put way too much thought into this.

[Nyerp]

You have put way too much thought into this.

i think you're forgetting that it's socks

[strongbad]

i think you're forgetting that it's socks

I forgot nothing.

[Ehh]

The woman Zeus impregnated... can't..remember...her  name..

but fuck i mean if Zeus would tap that then i sooo would too

[Mando Pandango]

The woman Zeus impregnated... can't..remember...her  name..

but fuck i mean if Zeus would tap that then i sooo would too

You'll have to be a bit more specific. Zeus stuck his penis in everything with a heartbeat.

[Thyme]

You'll have to be a bit more specific. Zeus stuck his penis in everything with a heartbeat.

I was going to add that he did it with a swan, but I was misremembering the myth of Leda.

He did it with a woman as a swan.

You have put way too much thought into this.

No, it makes things more fun.

[YPrrrr]

I was going to add that he did it with a swan, but I was misremembering the myth of Leda.

He did it with a woman as a swan.

Religion used to be so much more fun

[Socks]

Religion used to be so much more fun

if you consider it from an ivory tower, yes.

[rdl]

socks has a great point

[Swift]

lincoln

[ME##]

lincoln

Oh, our second homoerotic president, eh?