If you were trapped with...

[Samus Aran]

Lick his foot

[SBKT]

Go hide.

[Samus Aran]

Find him and have sex with him on the floor

[ClassicTyler]

Find him and have sex with him on the floor

BINGO

[anus]

Tyler?


What wouldn't I do?

[SBKT]

Uh, throw rocks at him.

[V]

Play Pac-man.  v;***********g;

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Play DS games with him. flower;

[Samus Aran]

Slap him in the face and sue for sexual harassment

[Ezloﺕ]

Assrape her. 

[SBKT]

Make him bend time, like Hiro.

[Pancake Paraphernalia]

eat his dog.

[Samus Aran]

Assrape her. 

Why ass? Maybe I want vagoorape? 

As for DecembeR, I would um...assrape her. 

[ClassicTyler]

Assrape her. 

Why ass? Maybe I want vagoorape? 

As for DecembeR, I would um...assrape her. 

What about me, Kaz?  awesome;

[Samus Aran]

Assrape her. 

Why ass? Maybe I want vagoorape? 

As for DecembeR, I would um...assrape her. 

What about me, Kaz?  awesome;

Vagoorape you.