Ass-wiping poll

[rdl]

this is why you use water. no fecal matter gets left behind. seriously out of all the hygenic habits the europeans took from the arabs, why couldn't they have taken that one? it would make going to a public restroom suck less.

oh, sit and crumple. who stands while shitting?

[Socks]

draw huge crumple--dip--swipe...discard--repeat as necessary for a smooth, clean, humidity controlled crevice--while not in a standing position. 

[YPrrrr]

I don't even see how it would work sitting... Only way I can see would cause your hand to come dangerously close to water

[Thyme]

I don't even see how it would work sitting... Only way I can see would cause your hand to come dangerously close to water

Those are some long-ass fingers you've got there.

[ME##]

this is why you use water. no fecal matter gets left behind. seriously out of all the hygenic habits the europeans took from the arabs, why couldn't they have taken that one? it would make going to a public restroom suck less.

oh, sit and crumple. who stands while shitting?

Bidets are still popular in some Southern European areas. 

[Mando Pandango]

oh, sit and crumple. who stands while shitting?

You stand after shitting because it makes sense that way. I tried sitting while wiping today and it comes close to the top of the list of the most awkward things I've ever done in my life.

[Travis]

trust me dude. i used to be a stand and crumple kind of guy, but i've done a complete 180 and it's better this way

[YPrrrr]

I'm perfectly fine standing for half a minute, I see no need to start learning how to awkwardly wipe while sitting 20 years in

[Travis]

I'm perfectly fine standing for half a minute, I see no need to start learning how to awkwardly wipe while sitting 20 years in

YOU'RE NOT PERFECTLY FINE. YOU'RE GOING TO DO THIS

[YPrrrr]

YOU'RE NOT PERFECTLY FINE. YOU'RE GOING TO DO THIS

YOU CAN'T MAKE ME LALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

i sit and stand at the same time.

[Oh]

 Baby wipes. 

[spaceman]

Stand and fold, because I:

a) Don't want to miss anything
b) Don't want the paper to fall apart in my ass
c) Don't want to accidentally get shit on my hand

[rdl]

Stand and fold, because I:

a) Don't want to miss anything
b) Don't want the paper to fall apart in my ass
c) Don't want to accidentally get shit on my hand

b) dont shove it so far in |:
c) wash your hands gross man |:

[Nyerp]

i stand and spread my ass in front of the mirror for LASER PRECISION !!!!!!!!!!!