coolest wedding i've ever seen

[sans culottes]

last saturday, i went to mcdonald's in the afternoon with my friends. we saw a crowd of a bride, a groom, a couple bridesmaids, and some guys in tuxedos. i talked to one of the guys at the soda fountain, and he was actually russian (as were most of the others, i'm pretty sure). he said they're in america for the american dream, and that they decided to stop by mcdonald's for the hell of it after the ceremony.

i kid you fucking not. in north texas, of all places, i witness a russian wedding reception... at a fucking mcdonalds. what the flying fuck.

[Mando Pandango]

That's terrible.

[sans culottes]

No, it's not.

The only thing that could make it seem terrible is the "American Dream" part. Since they were all dressed really nicely, that bit was probably a stretch, and IIRC he said something about their own idea of the American Dream.

Regardless, the event was inspirational, and the bride was really fuckin' hot.

[KonohaShinobi]

I wish I witnessed some random event like this...

Like if someone was shot in front of me, I'd be like,"whoa."

[ME##]

How many were smoking, wearing huge sunglasses and knelling?  I want to make sure my observations of Russians is correct.

[sans culottes]

How many were smoking, wearing huge sunglasses and knelling?  I want to make sure my observations of Russians is correct.

none, sadly. before talking with the guy, i thought they were americans.

[Samus Aran]

Like if someone was shot in front of me, I'd be like,"whoa."

Whoa? That's it? You don't think you'd be a little more, you know, shocked than that? Or scared?

[Travis]

Whoa? That's it? You don't think you'd be a little more, you know, shocked than that? Or scared?

for some reason i imagined weird al saying that and became amused.

[Wrench]

My cousin's first meal with his wife after getting married was breakfast at McDonalds.

[YPrrrr]

McDonalds will cure whatever type of hangover you may have

[Samus Aran]

McDonalds will cure whatever type of hangover you may have

by giving you something worse to think about? like the food?

[Socks]

i've had cooler parties in my pants.

[YPrrrr]

by giving you something worse to think about? like the food?

I do not worry myself with such trivialities when my brain feels like it's smashed against the side of my skull