which hand do you do the nasty with

[Boyager]

everyone's done it once. i thought everyone was a lefty though.
also i just dented my computer screen fuck

[Boyager]

you shouldn't jerk it so hard. computers are expensive.

[Boyager]

i'm an ambidextrous masturbater

[Boyager]

left
using the right is impossible
how can you navigate the internet with your right hand if you're busy "navigating" someting else with it

[Boyager]

I've never masturbated whilst looking at my computer

[Boyager]

i'm right handed, and i jerk with my right hand. i use a laptop w/ a touchpad so navigating the internets is not an issue.

[Boyager]

left
using the right is impossible
how can you navigate the internet with your right hand if you're busy "navigating" someting else with it

who says you have to navigate the internet whilst masturbating?

kids these days have no imagination, i tell ya

[Boyager]

mostly right, but i can do both

[Boyager]

BOTH

[Boyager]

Left when I'm using some sort of lubricant, right when I'm not.

[Boyager]

my third hand 

[Lex Luthor]

Why is this part of the forum about Masterbation?

[Boyager]

because you touch yourself at night.

[Boyager]

nerp

[Boyager]

pff masturbation. Just get a really horny girlfriend. 


Also, Left. But i also as a derpy little kid, the first time i fapped i thought i pissed myself