GUESS WHO IS GETTING A JOB WORKING WITH THE DEAD

[??????]

Fuck year, hospice worker.  
I will go through vigorous training and learn alternative holistic methods

Then I can astral project their bodies into the depths of the atheist heaven. :'(
Discuss cool jobs you've ever had.

Oh, I used to be constantly offered this job working with fruit at some fruit stand, but I did not take up the offer.

[snorkel]

I get to be entertained by clients from random countries around the world who do things like put their address as "jeddah jeddah jeddah jeddah jeddah saudi arabia" and send (english) emails I actually cannot interpret

[l a c e y]

you're going to hate it.

[spaceman]

Listen to the Antlers while you're there.

[Nyerp]

you a gravedigga

[??????]

Listen to the Antlers while you're there.

why do you want me to make their death process torturous 

[YPrrrr]

Well at least this takes the middleman out from you working with suicidal kids

[l a c e y]

uggh also. you aren't working with the dead. you are working with the dying.

[??????]

Well at least this takes the middleman out from you working with suicidal kids

i was actually promoted into helping more children, but i declined as i wasn't comfortable with my level of expertise 

uggh also. you aren't working with the dead. you are working with the dying.

they're dead inside :'(

[Daddy]

They are as dead as you

[??????]

They are as dead as you

yes, that would explain my suicidal impulses in the sullen outlook in life

[Wrench]

Yeah well...I get to bus tables :'(

Congrats Cluckster

[me003]

I get to be entertained by clients from random countries around the world who do things like put their address as "jeddah jeddah jeddah jeddah jeddah saudi arabia" and send (english) emails I actually cannot interpret

meaning you sell stuff on craigslist?