STORY ABOUT WORK

[Daddy]

I fell asleep before I could share this yesterday

YESTERDAY AT WORK I WAS FIXING COMPUTERS WHEN THIS GIRL CAME IN SHE SEEMED REALLY SHY. I CALLED HER BACK TO PICK UP HER LAPTOP AND SHE WOULDN'T LOOK AT ME AND TALKED QUIETLY. WE LEFT A DISC IN HER COMPUTER SO I CALLED HER AND ASKED IF SHE COULD BRING IT BACK AND SHE WAS ALL SHY STILL AND WOULDN'T LOOK AT ME AND I WAS LIKE ;____; I THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE


I NEED A PLAN TO TALK TO HER HALP ME I DONT KNOW HOW TO FIND HER

[Wrench]

Ask her to join Boyah. We are all shy, socially awkward people here.

Ask what her major is lol

[Daddy]

SHE WON'T TALK TO ME SHE IS ALL LIKE 'OH *QUIET TALK NOT LOOKING AT ME*"

[??????]

Hmm, what would that excessively shy girl think of some emotional-deprived virgin that's trying to hunt her down?  

[Daddy]

Hmm, what would that excessively shy girl think of some emotional-deprived virgin that's trying to hunt her down?  

I THOUGHT YOU SAID I HAD SEX YOU LIAR

WHAT WOULD YOUR MOM SAY ABOUT YOU

[Socks]

youth these days.

[Daddy]

YOUTH ER'DAY

[??????]

I THOUGHT YOU SAID I HAD SEX YOU LIAR

WHAT WOULD YOUR MOM SAY ABOUT YOU

Oh, we all know you still consider yourself a virgin on the inside.
Those emotional tears and hidden secrets are fixated in you from childhood. <3

[Daddy]

GOD CLUCKY YOU NEVER LET ME HAVE ANYTHING

[??????]

GOD CLUCKY YOU NEVER LET ME HAVE ANYTHING

WHY DO ALL GOOD THINGS COME TO AN END
FLAMES TO DUST
LOVERS TO FRIENDS
WHY DO ALL GOOD THINGS COME TO AN END
COME TO AN END
COME TO AN END
COME TO AN

[Cookie]

prank call her.

[Samus Aran]

engaging in conversation instead of depending on her to talk to you first might help

[FAMY2]

You have her number. Make another excuse. Or call to see if her computer is working ok now.

[Socks]

Make another excuse.

no thanks.

[l a c e y]

just be like HEY WANNA GO OUT FOR COFFE