So we got robbed.

[Samus Aran]

dude.

imagine like, a hundred years from now, some stupid kid with no life is spending his day searching through wikipedia, and then all of a sudden he stumbles upon your page. and he's like "wow that guy is so cool!!!". but it's not just any guy, it's you!!!!!!

to be honest i'd rather be immortalized in a textbook but that takes way more effort than just getting on wikipedia.

i could write an article about you if you'd like

just don't expect it to stay up very long

[the shortest route to the sea]

You'd have to make your death REALLY noticable, maybe making it have to do with Wikipedia somehow. Like going on a 40 hour article binge and dying of heart failure like that starcraft guy. If not, "this article on a random dude is a stub" , and it always will be.