So we got robbed.

[JohnnyRingo2]

And the stupid customer I'm dealing with is completely oblivious to his surroundings. I kind of stopped talking and he keeps bugging me to ask whether his aftershave was on clearance!(I checked and it was)

Closest brush with mortality you've had?

[??????]

a car crash happened 2 cars away from me while driving 

[Andria]

I almost drown one time 

[Thyme]

1998 ice storm. I was walking back from school with my mom () since it was closed and we didn't know about it and a tree fell down right behind us.

[rdl]

so how did that robbing thing work for you? good? bad? dont care?

[Veal]

My sister saved me from drowning when I was like 3

[Travis]

heart condition

[Socks]

well some bright individuals once attempted to kidnap me, in the middle of day.

[Travis]

well some bright individuals once attempted to kidnap me, in the middle of day.

did you kick them in the face with your ENERGY LEGS

[JohnnyRingo2]

so how did that robbing thing work for you? good? bad? dont care?

Okay. The guy started to walk away quickly when I started to realize he wasn't armed. I popped out a little something-something told him to "Come and get it Motherfucker" and he hit the door so hard he broke the hinges.

But not I was scared up until I got ticked off.

[Daddy]

a slid off the road while driving once

i had a gun pulled on me

[??????]

childhood stories?!?!!?

~100 pounds of metal landed near me (if it landed on my head I'd be killed) but it smashed the tip of my finger which left scarring and a broken bone :'(

i was on this high beam with a kid and i slipped and fell around 10 feet down
it's why there's a very slight ridge to the left side of my jaw, but it's hardly noticeable. i remember everything felt like a dream, and I passed out

3 times almost got ran over by a car because of bike riding (which is why my mother doesn't let me go outside and brings that up)

attempted-homicide back at some boarding home I used to live, I remember hearing him breath behind my door whispering to unlock the door or someone was going to get killed

and drowning lol  

oh, I shoved a fork in the toaster because my mom did it :'(
my arms felt like wiggly noodles

[rdl]

this one girl i sort of knew (she was friends with my sister) was going somewhere one day when all of a sudden a plane engine fell out of the sky and i think almost completely severed her leg. or maybe it did cut the entire limb off i dunno. so yeah you kids have nothing to complain about (cept for culcky lol)

but i had a fun near death experience. one time i was on a trampoline with a fat kid and he was like "are you ready" and i was like "huh wha-" and then all of a sudden he dive bombed into the trampoline and i flew two or three stories into the air. so yeah if i had moved a few inches further i could've fallen and broken my everything lol

Okay. The guy started to walk away quickly when I started to realize he wasn't armed. I popped out a little something-something told him to "Come and get it Motherfucker" and he hit the door so hard he broke the hinges.

But not I was scared up until I got ticked off.

wait you got robbed by an unarmed guy? did he pull the old "look theres a thing sticking out of my jacket pocket" on you?

[JohnnyRingo2]

Nope. He just broke into the closed pharmacy, forced the door and tried to run off with some drugs. Noel tried to stop him and I kind of kept my distance in case he was packin' heat.

[Daddy]

this one girl i sort of knew (she was friends with my sister) was going somewhere one day when all of a sudden a plane engine fell out of the sky and i think almost completely severed her leg. or maybe it did cut the entire limb off i dunno. so yeah you kids have nothing to complain about (cept for culcky lol)

donnie darko?