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Started by Bushy, November 29, 2009, 10:55:49 AM

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November 30, 2009, 01:21:06 PM #60
Quote from: rawr on November 30, 2009, 01:18:02 PM
No, that would explain a lot more
This way they're just extremely creepy

They take me by my shoulders
and stare into my eyes for about a mintue (meanwhile i'm trying to struggle for freedom)
and then they take a slow breath
and say
"Anya . . . I want to swim in your eyes"
Are you Russian?
Also, you have weird friends. If someone did that to me.. I don't know what I would do. But, I would do something.
Die for Dethklok

Socks

November 30, 2009, 01:21:27 PM #61
Quote from: rawr on November 30, 2009, 01:18:02 PM
"Anya . . . I want to swim in your eyes"

some people just appreciate eyes.

i told this girl at work i would paint her a portrait but that i would love to use her real eyeballs for the face  doodthing;

?????

November 30, 2009, 01:22:23 PM #62
Quote from: Socks on November 30, 2009, 01:21:27 PM
some people just appreciate eyes.

i told this girl at work i would paint her a portrait but that i would love to use her real eyeballs for the face  doodthing;
You are such a ladies' man. giggle;

Are you hitting that? yes;
Die for Dethklok

YPrrrr

November 30, 2009, 01:22:43 PM #63
Quote from: Socks on November 30, 2009, 01:21:27 PM
some people just appreciate eyes.

i told this girl at work i would paint her a portrait but that i would love to use her real eyeballs for the face  doodthing;
That would give me nightmares if I was that girl

wawi

November 30, 2009, 01:23:35 PM #64
Quote from: YPR on November 30, 2009, 01:22:43 PM
That would give me nightmares if I was that girl

But it's coming from Socks

the shortest route to the sea

November 30, 2009, 01:23:56 PM #65
Quote from: Socks on November 30, 2009, 01:21:27 PM
some people just appreciate eyes.

i told this girl at work i would paint her a portrait but that i would love to use her real eyeballs for the face  doodthing;


I laughed so hard, oh my god. Ohhhhh my god. Ahahaha!

This is me turning to a classmate of mine during English and saying

"If I had a gun that only shot cute people...you'd be dead!"

Quote from: Socks on January 03, 2011, 09:56:24 PM
pompous talk for my eyes water and quiver with a twitch like a little bitch

?????

November 30, 2009, 01:24:26 PM #66
Quote from: YPR on November 30, 2009, 01:22:43 PM
That would give me nightmares if I was that girl
You obviously don't know how the female mind works. They love artists.
Die for Dethklok

Socks

November 30, 2009, 01:24:55 PM #67
Quote from: YPR on November 30, 2009, 01:22:43 PM
That would give me nightmares if I was that girl

after i explained my polyurethane eyeball desire i leaned in real close and complimented her on the extremely small and smooth pores she has

?????

November 30, 2009, 01:25:48 PM #68
Quote from: Socks on November 30, 2009, 01:24:55 PM
after i explained my polyurethane eyeball desire i leaned in real close and complimented her on the extremely small and smooth pores she has
Oh, you dog!
Die for Dethklok

the shortest route to the sea

November 30, 2009, 01:26:22 PM #69
Quote from: TheSequel on November 30, 2009, 01:24:26 PM
You obviously don't know how the female mind works. They love artists.


It's endearing in a frightening sort of way. I find it somewhat sexy.

Quote from: Socks on November 30, 2009, 01:24:55 PM
after i explained my polyurethane eyeball desire i leaned in real close and complimented her on the extremely small and smooth pores she has


Even this, to a certa-...no, no. Never mind.

Quote from: Socks on January 03, 2011, 09:56:24 PM
pompous talk for my eyes water and quiver with a twitch like a little bitch

YPrrrr

November 30, 2009, 01:28:02 PM #70
Quote from: TheSequel on November 30, 2009, 01:24:26 PM
You obviously don't know how the female mind works.
I think you may be on to something

?????

November 30, 2009, 01:30:02 PM #71
Quote from: YPR on November 30, 2009, 01:28:02 PM
I think you may be on to something
Oh, am I?
Die for Dethklok

Socks

November 30, 2009, 01:30:49 PM #72
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on November 30, 2009, 01:26:22 PM
Even this, to a certa-...no, no. Never mind.


sometimes i'll curiously stare at her for long periods of time and randomly, but passionately, say bukkake when she's setting up for a drink out of her cup

Bushy

November 30, 2009, 01:31:33 PM #73
Quote from: TheSequel on November 30, 2009, 01:24:26 PM
You obviously don't know how the female mind works. They love artists.
Oh and I am sooooo using that shit now
@pokemonyewest on Twitter

YPrrrr

November 30, 2009, 01:31:59 PM #74
Quote from: TheSequel on November 30, 2009, 01:30:02 PM
Oh, am I?
Yeah, I'm an ignoramous remember? n_u
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