WHAT'RE YOU DOING FOR THANKSGIVING TOMORROW?

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Materials for Mippo's thanksgiving:

1 pissed off family
1 meal
1 getting bitched at
1 drunk father
1 drunk uncle
1 Swisher Sweet
1 Boyah


Check. Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

and a partridge in a pear treeee

[Nyerp]

and a partridge in a pear treeee

I LOL'D

[??????]

My turkey was delicious and crispy and perfect.

PROTIP: Rub down your turkey with a stick of butter, then rub on a layer of flour and other seasonings. Bake for a few hours at 325Ã,ºF and it's perfect.

And I thought you weren't intelligent.

[ncba93ivyase]

And I thought you weren't intelligent.

I do a lot of cooking and I've learned how to make good shit through experimentation.

I've not once looked up a recipe for anything besides crêpes.

[YPrrrr]

My thanksgiving went very well... Several portions of mashed potatoes and my cousins were pretty fun to hang out with

[ncba93ivyase]

My thanksgiving went very well... Several portions of mashed potatoes and my cousins were pretty fun to hang out with

One of my cousins is around 16, sleeps with his mother, and was pulled out of high school because he was entering Biology.

The other has diabetes and is in the hospital for shooting up heroin with a dirty needle.

Yeah, I've got a really kickass family.

[Oh]

One of my cousins is around 16, sleeps with his mother, and was pulled out of high school because he was entering Biology.

The other has diabetes and is in the hospital for shooting up heroin with a dirty needle.

Yeah, I've got a really kickass family.

What? 

[ncba93ivyase]

What?  

They're some batshit insane christians.

guess what's taught in high school biology

And being pulled out of school isn't as weird as sleeping with your mother? His mother sleeps with him and his father sleeps in another room.

[hotlikesauce.]

So we told my family to fuck themselves and me, my mom, and my sister went to IHOP and had a real thanksgiving. Fuck yeah.

[Socks]

So we told my family to fuck themselves and me, my mom, and my sister went to IHOP and had a real thanksgiving. Fuck yeah.

lol white trash

[hotlikesauce.]

lol white trash

lol combover

[??????]

They're some batshit insane christians.

guess what's taught in high school biology

And being pulled out of school isn't as weird as sleeping with your mother? His mother sleeps with him and his father sleeps in another room.

I sleep with my mom sometimes, and I knew a few others that do too. 

[the shortest route to the sea]

I had rolls and 6 ravioli and some delicious antipasto (there was a bit of tuna that I couldn't avoid, I didn't mind that much), a few rolls, vegetarian stuffing, mashed potatoes, and three kinds of pie.

All over the course of 8 hours.

I could've used more protein.

[Socks]

lol combover

[Skylark]

family thanksgiving where i fell asleep
indian thanksgiving where i had the best food, drank and a cop showed me pictures on his phone of drugs he has confiscated.
went to scottsdale & my friend's house. watched trainspotting. there were cookies.
then to a friend's parker with homemade alcoholic cider and i put myself in megan's shoes.


good thanksgiving.