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Started by Sam, August 18, 2009, 11:12:57 PM

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Samus Aran

August 18, 2009, 11:32:36 PM #15
This one is obligatory, I'm surprised JMV didn't post it.

"I wish I was your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves."

Age-old Calc pick-up line.

Geno

August 19, 2009, 12:55:50 AM #16
hi
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geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

rdl

August 19, 2009, 01:57:10 AM #17
is there a mirror in your pocket? because i think i see myself in your pants!

i remember that one from middle school giggle;

The artist formally known

August 19, 2009, 02:12:30 AM #18
If I was an enzyme, Iââ,¬â,,¢d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.

sans culottes

August 19, 2009, 08:44:25 AM #19
"Cut the bullshit, are we gonna have intercourse or not?"
I support BUSH

Thyme

August 19, 2009, 03:12:57 PM #20
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on August 18, 2009, 11:14:44 PM
For being stuffed in a car with someone you know reasonably well:

"Hey, let's count shoulders! [from your farthest to their farthest] One...two...three...four!"


I don't get it. O_0 Or is there nothing to get and it's just supposed to be cute?

Because it is. giggle;

The artist formally known

August 19, 2009, 03:27:06 PM #21
Quote from: Thyme on August 19, 2009, 03:12:57 PM
I don't get it. O_0 Or is there nothing to get and it's just supposed to be cute?

Because it is. giggle;
You know how people yawn then put their arms around their date to get them closer? Think about it.

Thyme

August 19, 2009, 03:28:13 PM #22
Quote from: reefer on August 19, 2009, 03:27:06 PM
You know how people yawn then put their arms around their date to get them closer? Think about it.


Oh. giggle;

Classic

August 19, 2009, 03:33:23 PM #23
Thymey, pull that on me when I go to Canada and...

snorkel

August 19, 2009, 04:23:05 PM #24
my dick suck

Pyrate

August 19, 2009, 05:21:47 PM #25

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August 19, 2009, 10:40:06 PM #26
tits or gtfo


Oh God, I can't believe I said that...
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gotta eat the booty like groceries


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Technology and globalism go hand and hand. If you want to be on the forefront of technology then you gotta be global

the earth is flat you globecuck




Selkie

August 20, 2009, 11:08:01 AM #27
Quote from: reefer on August 19, 2009, 03:27:06 PM
You know how people yawn then put their arms around their date to get them closer? Think about it.


Still dont get it

YPrrrr

August 20, 2009, 11:50:32 AM #28
Quote from: Selkie on August 20, 2009, 11:08:01 AM
Still dont get it
1. Be standing next to them, in this case we'll say they're on your right
2. Say the line
3. Point at your left shoulder with your right hand "1"
4. Point at your right shoulder with your right hand "2"
5. Point at their left shoulder with your right hand "3"
6. Reach around their neck and point at their right shoulder with your right hand "4"
7. Leave hand on right shoulder

the shortest route to the sea

August 20, 2009, 05:26:50 PM #29
Quote from: YPR on August 20, 2009, 11:50:32 AM
1. Be standing next to them, in this case we'll say they're on your right
2. Say the line
3. Point at your left shoulder with your right hand "1"
4. Point at your right shoulder with your right hand "2"
5. Point at their left shoulder with your right hand "3"
6. Reach around their neck and point at their right shoulder with your right hand "4"
7. Leave hand on right shoulder


8. ???
9. Profit!

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pompous talk for my eyes water and quiver with a twitch like a little bitch
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