fucking bugs

[snorkel]

Some huge bug about an inch long and 1/4" wide (it's dark, I can't tell what it is) flew off my ceiling and hit my monitor, landed on my desk, and started crawling over it. I grabbed my ipod (nearest hard flat object) and laid into the fucker, only to discover it's invincible. So I took out a lighter and held it over/on the bug for a good 15 seconds... it slows BUT CONTINUES CRAWLING. I smashed it again and then got its head properly in the flame, and now it's laying there twitching its antenna.

[Zach]

Do you live in Florida? That's the only place I can think of that would have such a beast.

[Samus Aran]

Do you live in Florida? That's the only place I can think of that would have such a beast.

He and I both live in Minnesota, and we have many beastly insects here.

[Selkie]

The only bug I cant stand seeing in my house is centipedes. Fuck them all. Especially when I see one in my shower when I am taking one. God it sucks.

[NOA_Haunted]

The only bug I cant stand seeing in my house is centipedes. Fuck them all. Especially when I see one in my shower when I am taking one. God it sucks.

Woah, I have never seen on inside someone house before!

[Title]

REASON NUMBER #34340453465964564395439695 NOT TO LIVE ANYWHERE BUT THE NORTHEAST

[Samus Aran]

Woah, I have never seen on inside someone house before!

what the hell

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

Earlier today this fly flew into a cup of ranch my friend had.

The fly died soon after, so we buried him in french fries and I recited the lord's prayer.

It was the darkest day in McDonald's history.

[rdl]

One time I was eating dinner and all of a sudden my sister freaks out and runs out of the room like a fucking girl. Who the hell does she think she is?

So I keep eating and I see some tiny bug fly past the TV and I'm like "ehh it's probably just some baby stag beetle or something".

Then out of nowhere this giant ass cricket (I think it was some Jerusalem Cricket) at least an inch and a half long and half an inch wide falls from the ceiling and starts seizuring onto my plate. It was defeated by a tissue box.

[Travis]

Earlier today this fly flew into a cup of ranch my friend had.

The fly died soon after, so we buried him in french fries and I recited the lord's prayer.

It was the darkest day in McDonald's history.

You guys sound amazing

[Chris (JayJay)]

The only bug I cant stand seeing in my house is centipedes. Fuck them all. Especially when I see one in my shower when I am taking one. God it sucks.

My gf cannot stand insects. She saw a centipede in her room about a month and a week ago and still refuses to sleep in it. elohel

[Feynman]

We don't have bugs in New York City.

But if you live in a shithole, you will be living with cockroaches.

[Smell Memory]

I have giant yellow beetles come in my house. 

I keep thinking that a bird hit the ceiling lights, but they were actually these cute beetles. 

[Title]

We don't have bugs in New York City.

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[Samus Aran]

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Lawlz, is that you?