fucking bugs

[Title]

Lawlz, is that you?

you wish, you miserable sack of shit

[Socks]

Some huge bug about an inch long and 1/4" wide (it's dark, I can't tell what it is) flew off my ceiling and hit my monitor, landed on my desk, and started crawling over it. I grabbed my ipod (nearest hard flat object) and laid into the fucker, only to discover it's invincible. So I took out a lighter and held it over/on the bug for a good 15 seconds... it slows BUT CONTINUES CRAWLING. I smashed it again and then got its head properly in the flame, and now it's laying there twitching its antenna.

Should have captured it and microwaved the fucker. They actually steam as you take them out.

[Samus Aran]

you wish, you miserable sack of shit

Well, over the alternative, yeah.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i killed a mosquito the other day and then felt bad about it

[Title]

i killed a mosquito the other day and then felt bad about it

have you still not masturbated yet

[Oh]

Earlier today this fly flew into a cup of ranch my friend had.

The fly died soon after, so we buried him in french fries and I recited the lord's prayer.

It was the darkest day in McDonald's history.

I lol'd, and I hate centipedes so fucking much.  

[Himu]

A centipede came out of the sink drain when I was washing my hands. ;-;

[Zach]

I once got into the shower with a big-ass spider (not a bug, but still icky). I about shit myself.