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Started by Kalahari Inkantation, June 08, 2009, 03:37:21 PM

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Kalahari Inkantation

June 08, 2009, 04:14:03 PM #15
Quote from: Stupid Fucking Slut on June 08, 2009, 04:12:54 PM
Social anxiety disorder. :|
Also I would've conversed with her, you FAGGOT.


i didn't know what she was saying :|

Commander Fuckass

June 08, 2009, 04:14:22 PM #16
Quote from: laylay on June 08, 2009, 04:11:52 PM
You don't need to kiss her. Just shove your dick in her mouth.

Are you saying that's how you and your boyfriend kiss?
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ME##

June 08, 2009, 04:15:46 PM #17
Quote from: laylay on June 08, 2009, 04:11:52 PM
You don't need to kiss her. Just shove your dick in her mouth.




my god psyduck;

Kalahari Inkantation

June 08, 2009, 04:16:36 PM #18
I hate you guys. akudood;

ME##

June 08, 2009, 04:16:59 PM #19

Feynman

June 08, 2009, 04:17:55 PM #20
Quote from: TECTRINKET on June 08, 2009, 04:16:36 PM
I hate you guys. akudood;

Yeah... akudood;

So there's this girl I like, and she likes me back. This is certainly a first; I think I might have a heart. How is this possible?

rdl

June 08, 2009, 04:20:47 PM #21
you should've just said "heysup"

also what would you have done had she set your lawn on fire?

Infel

June 08, 2009, 04:21:44 PM #22
Quote from: Bassir on June 08, 2009, 04:17:55 PM
Yeah... akudood;

So there's this girl I like, and she likes me back. This is certainly a first; I think I might have a heart. How is this possible?
Remove it as soon as possible.

Hiro

June 08, 2009, 04:23:15 PM #23
hey tec:
[spoiler]?__?[/spoiler]

strongbad

June 08, 2009, 05:12:02 PM #24
I was picking my friend up from a party once, since he needed a ride and I had just gotten off of work (close by to the parteh) so I drove by at around 10, and it was really dark since it was winter. I pulled up to the sidewalk and I saw him sprinting around the corner and i was like what the lol and then this huge black dude was walking really really fast after him and my friend was liek GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO and he refused to tell me why a huge negro was chasing him akudood;

the shortest route to the sea

June 08, 2009, 05:44:35 PM #25
This was like the time I was waiting for someone to pick me up, and I end up having a 20 minute conversation with a homeless guy. Except I was able to get past the fact that the guy had just gotten out of prison for severe addiction. We talked about music.

Quote from: Socks on January 03, 2011, 09:56:24 PM
pompous talk for my eyes water and quiver with a twitch like a little bitch

Kalahari Inkantation

June 08, 2009, 06:38:27 PM #26
Quote from: Hïro on June 08, 2009, 03:44:23 PM
This is both extremely sad and hilarious  :(
why is it sad, what else could i have done :'(

Veal

June 08, 2009, 06:42:03 PM #27
Quote from: Bassir on June 08, 2009, 04:13:55 PM
You have to learn to walk before you can run.

That's what she's saying.

Wrench

June 08, 2009, 06:51:53 PM #28
I got terrified just reading that. Let's hope you never see her again.

Himu

June 08, 2009, 08:13:34 PM #29
You were scared of a woman?  Ha.  Haha.  Hahaha.
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