so i was at heb the other day

[Walter]

heb is a groccery store btw and i saw this pyrimid of soup cans and my friend rockin rob bet me 20 bucks i couldnt climb to the top of it so i tried to and halfway up the manager came by and got really pissed becaus i wasnt wearin a safety harness and then i told him i was a like mippo and i could handle it even if i was shot in the chest (as long as it didnt hit my heart but what are the chances of that happening) then he shot me and i died

[rdl]

death is

tragic ;____;

[Hiro]

.... I'm gonna go clean up after myself now 

[Lozal]

...I love you, Bryan. 

[Travis]

not funny try a little harder bitch

[Walter]

not funny try a little harder bitch

I thought it was supposed to sound stupid, not funny.

[strongbad]

not funny try a little harder bitch

[Classic]

No more sugar for you.

[Samus Aran]

[rdl]

Is he a...tamale?

[Classic]

He's a grocery bag.

[Thyme]

That's a strangely elongated grocery bag.

[l a c e y]

I thought this was an actual story until I read the part about mippo.

[The artist formally known]

condom, it's about the hebby jebby

[Wrench]

i wish i was mippo