cops are fucking retarded

[Daddy]

Just got pulled over again for not having an inspection sticker.

I told him I will get it in the next 10 days, I also didn't have my license on me

He still let me go without a ticket.

I need to get my car inspected but I need wipers.

I have a sticker that will last me until November though I still need it inspected again. 

[Selkie]

I need to get my car inspected but I need wipers.

I have a sticker that will last me until November though I still need it inspected again. 

I just need a rear fog-light.

I didn't even know rear fog-lights existed. the fuck is the point 

[Daddy]

I just need a rear fog-light.

I didn't even know rear fog-lights existed. the fuck is the point 

To let cars behind you see you.

I think I need new tires since they're balding and worn and if I take sharp enough of a turn the wheels screech.

[Selkie]

To let cars behind you see you.

I think I need new tires since they're balding and worn and if I take sharp enough of a turn the wheels screech.

thats not good

also, how do u have no wipers? what happens if it rains lol

[Daddy]

Then I can crash and die. YES!

I also have Rainex or some shit but it only works if I'm going about 50mph and it rolls off the windshield.  It creates a problem of going slow and not being able to see, or speeding up while not being able to see UNTIL it rolls off and I can see.

The linkage snapped or something.

[Sillbury]

fucker had it comin

[Bolivian Army]

fucker had it comin

Seriously.